McConnell Goes On The Record
Senator Mitch McConnell isn’t doing too many interviews these days, but The Babylon Bee’s Travis got the opportunity to sit down with the man, the myth, and the legend himself.
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Don’t California My Texas!
Will Texas go Blue?
Bridget Phetasy rants about Texas turning into California, why non-practicing white is the most glorious term ever, Gavin Newsom fishing, an uncomfortable conversation about race, and Mitch McConnell memes.
Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of the Dumpster Fire.
Thune Awarded No Ball Prize
Glenn Beck awards Senate Majority Leader John Thune the No Ball Prize. Eight-five percent of the Republicans support the American Save Act, Yet our Republican majority in the U.S. Senate can’t deliver the act.
The fault rests squarely with Thune, the No Ball wonder now occupying the leadership post. As corrupt and bad as he could be, and he was very corrupt, Mitch McConnell would never have allowed this stalemate. McConnell would have wielded every last weapon in his arsenal against holdouts. He might have been corrupt as all hell, but he knew how to get things done when push came to shove.
Not the same with Thune. He’s let himself be browbeat by real RINO garbage like Sens. Thom Tillis of North Carolina, John Cornyn of Texas and Bill Cassidy of Louisiana. Thune didn’t have to suffer from these losers. He had the means to help take out the trash, but instead, he chose to go down with them. Really dumb and worthless scoundrel. Here’s more from Glenn Beck.
Spotlight On Thune: Traitor!
There can be no way to describe John Thune except: Traitor! More than 80 percent of Republicans support the Save America Act. Yet here is John Thune, Majority Leader of the U.S. Senate, and he has done nothing to push the act forward. He has done everything to kill it on the vine, working in cahoots with Republican Senators who the public has already kicked out of office.
Thom Tillis, John Cornyn, Mitch McConnell and Bill Cassidy. Every last one of them was either beaten in a Republican Party this year ow withdrew on their own accord because it was apparent they were dead meat. Yet Thune continues to place their cause ahead of the majority of Republican voters. Enough!
We’re sick to death of John Thune and everything he stands for. He needs to be booted out of office, same as the deadbeats he backs. every last one of these privileged Senators, like Tom Cotton, that have forgotten who they represent.
You idiots don’t want President Donald Trump’s staff given Congressional approval? You want the old corrupt ways to prevail? You want to dump further on the people! Enough! Clean up your acts or get the hell out of Dodge! We will not tolerate or excuse traitors! Here’s more from And We Know.
The Democryssey: Coming Soon!
It’s almost time. The trailer for my new short movie, The Democryssey, is here. Releasing on X very soon. Comedy. Drama. Action. Love. Stay tuned/ Here’s more from DFF.
McConnell: Dead Or Alive?
Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear, a Democrat, claims U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell, a Republican, is dead. Beshear wants to be able to appoint someone, presumably a Democratic crony, to take over McConnell’s seat.
But Republicans are saying McConnell is still alive. They cite a 15-minute conversation he supposedly had with Scott Jennings, the Republican from Kentucky who often appears flanked by Democrats on CNN.
Was the Jennings gambit proof of life for McConnell? Conversely, are Republicans playing a game, like the movie Weekend at Bernie’s, dragging around McConnell’s corpse?
If McConnell is dead, how long before that’s admitted? Will the SAVE Act have to pass first? Here’s more from Sabby Sabs.
It’s Alive
Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer rev up their laboratory bring back to life — the Frankenstein monster Mitch McConnell!
He’s one step from the grave, but ready to screw the American people once again.
Will he vote for the dirty Democrats and their harebrained schemes? Here’s more from The United Spot.
Locked In: Hold The Line
Now’s the time to hold the line. We are seeing strange events. Sudden deaths. Military incursions. What is true, and what’s a mirage or a charade?
Do not lose your focus. Pay attention amid the distractions. There’s desperation in the air, as the world reshuffles, producing new winners as well as losers.
Lindsey Graham is gone but South Carolina is moving quickly to replace him. That’s good because Republicans have a super-slim edge in the Senate after the death of Graham, and the prolonged disappearance of Mitch McConnell. Pray! Here’s more from And We Know.
He’ll Finish Term, Regardless
Even if he is confimed dead, Americans can expect the same level of attention from U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell as they have always received.
That’s the honest word from his closest staff. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
