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Swiper…No Swiping!
When guns are finally banned in the coming utopia, you may still need to defend yourself on the rare occasion. If that ever happens to you, use one of these seven, foolproof, gun-free methods of defending yourself. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Public School Vs. Home School
The Babylon Bee is proud to help parents make more well-informed decisions with this complete list of differences between public school kids and homeschooled kids.
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What can doctors do to revive a man who wanders into a park and hears slightly different opinions? Can a moonstruck liberal survive the rising tide of conservatism? Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Satan Announces Retirement
Thanks to the stellar widespread work of TikTok influencers, Satan has announced his intention to retire early.
Despite his 6,000-year career of spreading evil and hatred across the globe, he has come to terms with the fact that he just can’t keep up with the output of filth and vitriol found on TikTok. Sad. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
100% Accurate 2024 Predictions
The Babylon Bee has been known to accurately predict the future. We have a better batting average than Benny Hinn, Nostradamus, and your local weatherman combined. So sit back and relax as we tell you with 100% certainty everything that’s going to happen in 2024.
Baby Murder Rebrand
Despite their best efforts, Planned Parenthood isn’t killing as many black babies as their founder would have wanted. To facilitate the “extermination of the Negro population,” these Margaret Sanger acolytes may need to try a bold new strategy.
The Abortion Pill Rescue Network is the lifeline for women seeking a second chance. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Periods For Dummies
Ever wonder what to say to your wife during high tide? Wonder no more.
Here are a few surefire ways to maintain the peace when she’s surfing the crimson wave, if you know what I mean. And what I mean is she’s on her period. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Are You A Far-Right Extremist?
As the country slowly increases in racism and right-wing bigotry, it’s important to ensure you don’t get caught up in their evil MAGA ways. Here are some early warning signs to look out for that will help you nip any potential extremism in the bud. The Babylon Bee spells out the warnings.
