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Zohran Mamdani’s Finger Foods

“It’s JUST like eating pizza, guys!!!” Here’s more from FreedomToons.

Party: Like It’s 1776!

Bigfoot wants YOU to join the Edge of Wonder 4th of July party!

Ever heard the history of presidential hauntings? How about bizarre July 4th deaths? Tune in for weird food history, the funniest firework fails and a special Independence Day Mandela Effect in this special Edge of Wonder Live.

During the Metaphysical Minute segment, hear about a supercomputer’s communication with an “Entity” in another dimension back in the ‘90s. Most importantly, find out exactly why it’s a bad day to be a hotdog on July 4th.

Schumer: Playing A Human?

Chuck Schumer poses with his grill, cooking burgers and hot dogs. But is he actually human, or something else?

Here’s more from Mark Dice.

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Schumer’s Tweet generated so much blowback that he has now deleted it!)

Are You A Far-Right Extremist?

As the country slowly increases in racism and right-wing bigotry, it’s important to ensure you don’t get caught up in their evil MAGA ways. Here are some early warning signs to look out for that will help you nip any potential extremism in the bud. The Babylon Bee spells out the warnings.

She Never Saw It Coming

Nancy Pelosi has a frank discussion with Paul Pelosi about his fascination for long, steaming hot dogs. The juicier the better. More from The United Spot.

Taxing Burgers To Save World

Looks like the Democrats have a new area of tax to explore: taxes against farming, and particularly animal farming, to prevent climate change. Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont indicates he’s open to considering such taxes, meaning higher prices on hamburgers or breakfast sausages or hot dogs. Mark Dice dodges the cow farts to report.

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