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Crimson Tim Withdraws

In a shocking development, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz is likely to withdraw from the gubernatorial race and not seek a third term. He has yet to announce anything publicly, but WCCO-TV, the CBS outlet in Minneapolis, has reported that Walz is telling Sen. Amy Klobuchar that he probably will not seek another term.

This comes after the candidate — often dubbed Crimson Tim owing to his tendency to push tampons for men’s bathrooms — has taken a political drubbing over his blind allegiance to Minnesota’s Somali community. They have repaid his “kindness” by robbing taxpayers of both the state and the nation at large — all under Walz’s watch.

The WCCO-TV report came from Blois Olson, who publishes one of the most influential tip sheets on Minnesota politics. Wonder if Walz read the tea leaves before or after the fall of the crooked Venezuela regime and its powder blue voting machines! Here’s more from George Behizy.

Walz made it official — leaving the race today. Here’s more from Fox News.

Stolen Valor Gump

Remember, life is like a box of tampons. Let’s listen in as Tim Walz schools Kamala Harris. Here’s more from The United Spot.

Kamala Picks Tampon Tim

Tampon Tim Walz, the Minnesota governor, is now the Democrat’s vice presidential pick. Awaken with JP skewers the selection in a new edition of Lies You Can Trust.

Kamala’s Big Mistake

Liberal Tim Walz is getting destroyed in a new Trump ad over bathroom tampon laws he implemented as governor of Minnesota while he set up pandemic snitch lines.

Tim Walz got a DUI in 1995. Why would Kamala Harris hire a convicted criminal?

Retired National Guard members released a letter blasting “Traitorous” Tim Walz for embellishing his military service for political gain. Here’s more from Robert Gouveia on Watching The Watchers.

Kamala Harris has selected the Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, a certified radical, as her vice presidential running mate. Walz had been endorsed by Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont and the United Auto Workers for the position. But Republicans have scorched Walz for declining to call in the National Guard and allowing Minneapolis/St. Paul to burn during the riots touched off in the George Floyd protests.

Walz was selected over Josh Shapiro, who apparently was the other candidate closest in Kamala’s race for the VP. The three appeared together at a campaign rally in Philadelphia, Pa., last night, apparently to signify party unity. Here’s more from Benny Johnson.

Periods For Dummies

Ever wonder what to say to your wife during high tide? Wonder no more.

Here are a few surefire ways to maintain the peace when she’s surfing the crimson wave, if you know what I mean. And what I mean is she’s on her period. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

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