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McConnell: Dead Or Alive?

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear, a Democrat, claims U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell, a Republican, is dead. Beshear wants to be able to appoint someone, presumably a Democratic crony, to take over McConnell’s seat.

But Republicans are saying McConnell is still alive. They cite a 15-minute conversation he supposedly had with Scott Jennings, the Republican from Kentucky who often appears flanked by Democrats on CNN.

Was the Jennings gambit proof of life for McConnell? Conversely, are Republicans playing a game, like the movie Weekend at Bernie’s, dragging around McConnell’s corpse?

If McConnell is dead, how long before that’s admitted? Will the SAVE Act have to pass first? Here’s more from Sabby Sabs.

 

CNN Rekt On Live Television

Stand-up comedian Whitney Cummings brutally roasted CNN and the Democrats on live TV. Interviewed on CNN’s New Year’s Eve program from Times Square, Cummings told the hosts, ““The 2024 election fried our brains. The Democrats couldn’t hold a primary because they were too busy holding a body upright.” The phrase was a none-too-subtle linkage between the brain-dead Joe Biden with the corpse dragged around in Weekend At Bernie’s.

Later, Cummings joked about CNN’s steadfast support for Kamala Harris, noting Harris didn’t carry a single primary before her presidential run. “The pro-choice party didn’t give their voters one (primary) when it came to the presidential candidate.  Kamala (Harris) was forced on us so hard, you’d think she was patented by Pfizer—or Moderna… ”

The sharp repartee left the CNN hosts, including Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper, stunned and aghast. Here’s more from Benny Johnson.

What Will They Do Now?

It’s Weekend At Ghislaine’s as Bill Clinton begs Hillary to let him go over to Monica’s. Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi is flying higher than a kite. More from The United Spot.

Weekend At Biden’s

You remember Weekend At Bernie’s. Here’s a new comedy, that;s just as topical. It only hurts if you laugh.

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