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JIGER

This is one of the few female movie monsters from Japan. She’s a prehistoric throwback, quarantined on Wester Island until a team of archaeologists removes a statue that’s kept her safely entombed for centuries. Released from captivity, Jiger wastes no time in attacking Japan, leveling Osaka and easily defeating the Japanese army. Nothing stands in her way except one determined, giant terrapin — Gamera.

Jiger appears to be an amalgam of two dinosaurs — the Triceratops and Stegosaurus. She has an array of horns and tusks, spikes running along her back and a needle-like stinger at the end of her tail. She’s ugly as sin, slow and lumbering, but this monster keeps plugging away and rolling on. She can walk, swim and fly.

Jiger shoots a lethal microwave ray that burns flesh upon impact. When she shoots the ray, she also emits high-pitched reverberations, leaving opponents clutching their ears in pain rather than preparing to fight. Jiger can shoot hidden darts from her horns and has suction pads embedded in her body. Don’t get near her or you’ll be trapped in her deadly vise grip.

Her big claim to fame came in the 1970 movie Gamera Vs. Jiger, from which this battle clip is drawn.

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Tomorrow’s featured monster: King Ghidorah

The Dinosaur Wars

Find out about rival paleontologists whose near-simultaneous discovery of dinosaur bones has sparked a century-old debate: Should the familiar dinosaur be called an Apatosaurus or a Brontosaurus? Alex Dainis fills us in on the back-story in this edition of Bite Sci-zed.

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Asteroid Heading Our Way

Calling Bruce Willis.

This coming Friday, a 130,000-ton asteroid is set to pass perilously close to Earth. NASA has been tracking the asteroid and believes it won’t strike the planet. But what if NASA is wrong about this projectile, known as 2012 DA14? Robert Lee Hotz from The Wall Street Journal runs down what you need to know.

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Meanwhile, new evidence has emerged that another asteroid — although a much larger one — wiped out the dinosaurs. More from Newsy Science.

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Prehistoric Women

They might contain more smoke-and-mirrors special effects, but today’s theatrical trailers for movies don’t hold a candle to those from the 1950s and 1960s. Take this original trailer for Prehistoric Women, the 1967 action-adventure starring Martine Beswick as the comely, but cruel leader of a tribe of warrior women, living deep in the jungle — without men.  Released by Britain’s Hammer Films as part of its unofficial “fur bikini” trilogy, the picture was a companion piece to One Million Years B.C. (1966) and When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth (1970).

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Oldest Dinosaur Found?

Researchers say they’ve possibly pinpointed the earliest dinosaur to roam the Earth. Nyasasaurus parringtoni existed about 245 million years ago. The fossils were unearthed from Tanzania in Africa. More from I Know Dino.

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Dr. Cyclops

The team behind King Kong, director Ernest Schoedsack and producer Merian C. Cooper, reassembled seven years later in 1940 to create today’s Trillion Dollar Movie, Dr. Cyclops. This is another tale of adventure in a far-off jungle setting, only instead of dinosaurs and king-sized apes, Dr. Cyclops explores the opposite end of the spectrum. It introduces a bald, brainy, but completely mad scientist who has devised a radium-powered beam that can shrink living creatures into Lilliputians. From his laboratory hidden away deep in the Amazonian jungles of Peru, the not-so-good doctor, Thorkel, has progressed from shrinking cats and dogs to trying out his beam on horses. Now, does he dare begin to experiment on human beings?

But, of course he does. His victims — er, subjects — include his servant Pedro, a prospector searching for the radium mine and three fellow scientists who make the mistake of traveling 10,000 miles to answer Dr. Thorkel’s request for a little lab assistance. It’s these scientists who come to dub him “Cyclops,” not only because he towers over them after they’ve been miniaturized, but also because he wears Coke-bottle eyeglasses to compensate for his poor vision.

Dr. Cyclops wasn’t the first film of its kind. That distinction belongs to Devil-Doll, the 1936 melodrama starring Lionel Barrymore as an escaped convict who uses miniaturized people to torment his enemies. Dr. Cyclops also isn’t as action-packed or as philosophically resonant as a movie that came later, 1957’s The Incredible Shrinking Man. Still, Dr. Cyclops is well worth-watching if for no other reason than Albert Dekker’s idiosyncratic portrayal of the mad scientist. He is a most sinister man but also strangely someone who arouses our sympathies.

The film looks like a comic book that’s sprung to life, having been shot in Technicolor, a rarity for sci-fi movies in the 1940s, or the 1950s for that matter. The special effects also are quite good, considering everything is achieved through trick photography –split-screens, matte work and scaled-down sets — as this was made well before the advent of CGI. None of the miniaturized humans face any foe as scary as the spider that battles Grant Williams, playing the diminutive hero of The Incredible Shrinking Man. But they must outwit a gargantuan crocodile, a voraciously hungry cat and a pesky dog, besides the bellicose Dr. Cyclops.

Hope you enjoy, and do return again next Friday for another Trillion $ Movie.

 

Ancient Aliens Debunked

Brian Switek, science writer for Smithsonian.com, once lambasted the History Channel’s Ancient Aliens series as “some of the most noxious sludge in television’s bottomless chum bucket.” He was reacting to an episode that audaciously suggested that aliens had exterminated the dinosaurs to make way for the human species. That was a particularly spurious theory but this series, recently renewed for a fifth season, has been widely criticized for advancing all manner of pseudoscience and pseudohistory.

Perhaps the best take-down yet is this three-hour documentary, Ancient Aliens Debunked, by Chris White with an assist from Mike Heiser. While it’s long, it covers a lot of ground, including Puma Punku, The Pyramids, Baalbek, Incan sites and Easter Island. White and Heiser also get into ancient artifacts: Pacal’s rocket, the Nazca lines, the Tolima “fighter jets,” the Egyptian “light bulb,” UFOs in ancient art and the crystal skulls. Text issue they explore include Ezekiel’s wheel, ancient nuclear warfare, Vimana’s, the Anunnaki, and the Nephilim. If you’re curious at all about these arcane matters, give it a watch. H/T Ameristroika

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“Eye of Sauron” Dinosaur

A dinosaur species has been named Sauroniops pachytholus, Greek for “Eye of Sauron.” No word if the beast fed on Hobbits, but it was a ferocious meat-eater with blade-like teeth and measured up to 40 feet in length — on par with the dreaded Tyrannosaurus Rex. The Eye of Sauron roamed North America some 95 million years ago. H/T SourceFed

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Black Market in Dinosaur Bones

Drug smuggling and the underground trade in human organs might generate more headlines, but now the Feds have busted a more clandestine black market, involving the sale of dinosaur bones, smuggled into the United States and Europe from Mongolia. A Florida man has been apprehended on charges of transporting and selling the bones and related fossils. H/T SourceFed

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Dinosaurs Will Never Be Cloned

A New Zealand study has dampened hopes that we’ll ever see dinosaurs in flesh again. While it might be possible to create clones of some extinct species using DNA extracts, this won’t work for dinosaurs because their DNA already has fossilized or broken down into dust, the researchers say. If they are correct, looks like we can kiss goodbye to any fantasies of some day visiting a Jurassic Park and petting the pterodactyls. H/T SourceFed

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