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Low IQ Alex Jones!

President Trump went scorched Earth saying Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Megyn Kelly are low IQ individuals.

In this video, we get to find out if Trump was right. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

A Real Family Man

I give comedic commentary on the situation with Kristi Noem’s husband getting caught wearing fake tits and cross dressing. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

Abolish The First Amendment?

In this episode of We Lie To You News, we cover a city council resolution that classifies criticism of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Zionism as anti-Semitic.

We see JFK and Charlie Kirk clips against Israel and note how they were both killed.

Meanwhile, NASA is pretending to go back to the moon and Kristi Noem’s husband Bryon gets revealed as a flaming cross dresser who likes to wear fake boobs. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

Free The Gays Of Hormuz!

I go through clips of No Cap On God doing man on the street interviews at the No Kings protest where he gets people to make themselves look stupid. Including getting a girl to be concerned with the gays of Hormuz that are being left out with the focus on the Straight of Hormuz.

Is this the best troll ever? Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

 

Memes From Tiger Woods Arrest

I give comedic commentary on the recent Tiger Woods arrest and all the funny memes about him coming out on the internet. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

Apologies From A Jew Hater

This is my very sincere apology for criticizing the government of Israel in recent videos. I was wrong. It’s all been a grave mistake. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

Turning Point Chapter Leaves

A chapter of Turning Point USA at a college campus in Arkansas quits the organization after a visit from Erika Kirk. She is not, and never will be, a decent replacement for Charlie Kirk.

The organization needs to reassign her, bringing in an actual legitimate leader who speaks for conservative students and gets them enthused. This doesn’t have to be, nor should it be, disruptive or disrespectful. But is has to happen. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

This Lady Is A Lunatic!

Do you want to go to heaven? Then give her your money.

I go through clips of goofy and fraudulent White House faith advisor Paula White doing fake healings and demanding money, making a comedic case for why she’s legit along the way. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

Hey Man, What’s Zionism?

A two character conversation where one guy is seeing Zionist politicians and online people quite a bit, and inquires with his friend about what Zionism is.

His friend schools him on the origin story of Zionism and how it originated from shady people, like the Rothschilds, rather than from The Bible. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

Majorly Gay!

We launch off a clip of a reporter asking Senator Lindsey Graham: “Why don’t you just admit you’re gay. That way, they won’t blackmail you anymore. ”

We also take a look at the outrageous pro-war statements he’s made recently and why he is super gay for Israel. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

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