Snow White: Best Movie Of 2025
The Babylon Bee talks about Snow White and all the controversy swirling around perhaps the best movie of the year.
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
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Generation Alpha Brain Rot
Generation Alpha Brain Rot is infecting everything.
The Babylon Bee‘s Millennial and Zoomer are trying to figure it out before we are all dead from brain rot.
Invention Of The Food Pyramid
This is a 100% accurate depiction of how the legendary USDA Food Pyramid was carefully and thoughtfully designed by the best experts that money could buy. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Pro Ukraine? You’re Drafted!
Did you know that under a new presidential order, if you post that you stand with Ukraine, you will immediately be drafted into the military?
It’s true. So go ahead and post – and thank you for your service. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
The Chick-Fil-A Fednomenon
As a cost-saving measure, all 3,000,000 federal employees have been laid off. In their place, the government has hired one 16-year-old Chick-fil-A employee named Devyn.
Today’s Babylon Bee News report has the story.
Bold New Country Names
President Donald Trump has been making sweeping changes only a few weeks after starting his second term (looking at you, Gulf of America).
But did you know some of those changes are happening globally?
Here are all the places Trump is using his surprisingly extensive executive power to rename. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Child Traffickers Losing Jobs
As the immigration debate rages on, Democrats are now ringing alarm bells as thousands of child traffickers are out of work. Here’s more from the Babylon Bee.
Kids’ Shows In 2025
These parents just want to let their little one learn basic shapes and colors, but he’s about to get a lesson in standing up to patriarchal power structures through expressions of gender non-conformity. Not good. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
How To Avoid Harmful Bigotry
If you’re being stabbed by a Muslim immigrant in the United Kingdom. the most important thing to remember is that you must avoid harmful bigotry. Here are a few ways to make sure you don’t fall into the trap of hurtfully stereotyping your assaulter. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Patel’s Changes For The FBI
Trump is cleaning house, and with Kash Patel as the presumptive head of the FBI, that department is no exception. Here are the top 10 changes Patel is making. The Babylon Bee has the complete picture.
