Where Is The Secret Service?
They’re out in space, where the ship has a captain, but also a derelict and mutinous crew. Here’s more from The United Spot.
The jury has found Jussie Smollett guilty of staging a fake hate crime. He was found guilty on five of six counts of disorderly conduct, stemming from a January 2019 incident in which the actor alleged he had been attacked because of his race and his sexual orientation. More from The Salty Cracker.
The crew of the Enterprise receive the news that Jussie Smollett has been found guilty. They also are briefed on Smollett case updates, alternatively by Fox News and CNN. More from Ovation Eddie.
Finally, we close with a comic flashback as Dave Chappelle hilariously roasts Jussie Smollett. The clip comes courtesy of Dinesh D’Souza.