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No Democrats

AI shows America without Democrats. The movies aren’t so good, but criminal activity has greatly subsided, so there are trade-offs. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

 

Fat J.D. Is On A Mission

J.D. Vance goes off against the Democrats’ latest assassin Cole Tomas Allen, stalking the team of President Donald Trump.

Here’s another savage meme from D.F.F.

Practical Yoga

Practical yoga…for the commoner.

In this practice, I show the peasants how to salute the sun before the mad scientists finally block it out for our own good. Here’s more from Mischa Paullin.

The Canceled Bunch

Howard Stern, Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert head up …The Canceled Bunch.

They won’t be the last of the creepy pedophiles and leftist retards taken off the airwaves. Here’s more from The United Spot.

A Day In The Life

We learned recently how Kristi Noem’s husband Bryon liked to dress up as a woman with big boobs.

Here’s a day in the life of Bryon Noem, courtesy of Ryan Long.

 

Support A Needy Racist

Every hour a racist loses hope. Will you help the Southern Poverty Law Center to help a racist in need?

Call 1-800-SAVE-SPLC and donate today! Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Feminist Comedian Bombs Hard

Kate Smuthwaite is a feminist comedian – if you didn’t know already. She recently did a tour of Australia and SugarTits and I were not going to let that slide without a full debrief.

She toured the country wearing a keffiyeh while flyering for her comedy show, got called an idiot and a terrorist by strangers in Perth, got called a Christian by an elderly woman which apparently hurt more, and did a Palestine protest in between shows because nothing says “come see my comedy” like telling Australians what to think about geopolitical conflicts. A British comedian. In Australia. At a Palestine rally. Someone throw a boomerang.

She also announced what she described as one of the greatest nights of comedy you will ever see in your life — Stand Up for Gaza, MC’d by Kate herself. I investigated the lineup. We’ve got a woman doing prop comedy where she pretends to be a fly, a COVID joke guy, a vegan, an Indian comedian doing what appears to be a thickened accent for the lols, an ex-homeless bloke with mild potential, and a feminist whose entire bit is that she hates straight men and dresses accordingly. Kate will be hosting all of this.

Also Noel Gallagher called her a lesbian and she made it part of her show. She got into an argument at a swingers resort in France. We have questions. Here’s more from Bearing.

Vance, Rubio Go To The Moon

A high-powered Mentos and Diet Coke rocket signifies huge technological advance as President Donald Trump sends Marco Rubio and J.D. Vance to the moon.  Can they beat the Chinese competition and pave the way for America in space? Here’s more from Puppetgate.

 

The People’s Pantry

New York City’s midget mayor, Zohran Mamdani, opens his new socialist, government-run grocery stores.

All the leftists line up for cheap bread and milk, but they’re lucky if they can snag a can of tomato paste. Here’s more from The Conservative Momma.

Candace The Grifter

Candace Owens gets her own theme song from Nancy “The Purple-Throated” Pelosi. Here’s more from The United Spot.

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