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Chuck Norris Hasn’t Died
Chuck Norris has reportedly permitted mortality to take a temporary victory lap.
Sources close to the legend (i.e., everyone on the internet) confirm that the man who successfully counted to infinity—twice—decided the only way to keep things interesting was to let Death think it won … for now. Probably just so he could roundhouse kick the Grim Reaper in the soul and send him back to the underworld with a participation trophy. The man will be greatly missed by everyone.
In otherworldly news, aliens.gov is now a real website, as everyone wonders what will be released there. Adding to the mystery, retired U.S. Air Force Major General William Neil McCasland, who went missing almost a month ago, reportedly had a coworker who has also gone missing. Speculation is rampant that they both worked at Area 51 or another secret project. There’s plenty more from Ben Chasteen and Rob Counts on a new edition of Edge of Wonder.
Rachel Zegler Is At It Again
Snow White actress Rachel Zegler says she grew up without Latina representation among celebrities who were the beauty standard bearers of the time.
Now a video fact checking her is going viral. Let’s talk about it. Here’s more from Amala Ekpunobi.
Chuck Norris Meets Death
Hollywood martial arts phenom Chuck Norris has died at the age of 86, his family reports.
“Chuck Norris didn’t die,” says Benny Johnson. “He told death he was coming.”
Norris was one of the few genuine conservatives operating inside Hollywood. He starred in many action films, especially over the 1970s and 1980s, as well as in the CBS TV show “Walker, Texas Ranger.”
The crowd-pleasing icon was surrounded by family members over his final hours. They declined to state the cause of death, but said it was sudden. Speculation has run toward a heart attack. Here’s more from Johnson.
Glenn Beck breaks the news that Chuck Norris has passed away. Or, let’s be honest: He got bored and decided to let death win for a change.
Glenn recalls some of his favorite moments with the man he considered a friend, including the time he asked Chuck where “Chuck Norris jokes” came from…
Hollywood Hates You
And doesn’t even pretend to like you anymore.
Bridget Phetasy watched the Oscars so you didn’t have to. From the “open borders” jokes to the blatant political snubs in the “In Memoriam” segment, Bridget breaks down why Hollywood remains a fortress of elitism that actively dislikes its own audience.
Are the Oscars a celebration of film, or just a high-budget campaign rally for the people who want you at Dave & Buster’s? Here’s Bridget with a new Dumpster Fire.
Did Star Trek Rip Off Babylon 5?
A defense of two great shows at once. Here’s more from RazorFist The Rageaholic.
Gene Hackman’s Cryptic Tunnels
McCallister TV revisits the shocking death of Hollywood actor Gene Hackman and his wife Betsy Arakawa, a classical pianist from Japan. They died last February 2025 at their exclusive home in the Cerro Gordo hills above Santa Fe.
Medical authorities found both of them dead at the home. They believed Arakawa,65, died first from hantavirus, transmitted through the bite of a rabid mammal, say field mice or a squirrel. Hackman, who was 95, lived longer, but died a week or two later, suffering from heart ailments and Alzheimer’s disease.
Researchers who combed through the home found secret passageways leading into underground tunnels, full of ancient tools, manuscripts and coded messages. The construction of the passageways suggested they had been on the grounds for at least 100 years, perhaps much longer.
Here, McCallister touches on the mystery, while also noting the proximity of Hackman’s home with the Zorro Ranch estate of Jeffrey Epstein, located in Stanley south of Santa Fe.
We have combed the Epstein files and not found any evidence that he communicated with Hackman. He did, however, have dealings with several other Hollywood figures living in New Mexico, among them, Robert Redford and Val Kilmer.
