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Is This Trump’s Best Troll Yet?

The White House has finally revealed what its mysterious “aliens.gov” website is really for, and it may be one of Trump’s best trolls ever.

Glenn Beck breaks it down…

 

UFO Timing Raises Alarm Bells

The White House launched a new website, aliens.gov, with an AI-generated teaser that had UFO enthusiasts buzzing — until the big reveal turned out to be a campaign against illegal immigration. The bait-and-switch comes amid ongoing distraction politics surrounding the Iran conflict, which keeps almost-reaching agreements that never quite materialize.

Meanwhile, the latest UAP footage making the rounds has already been debunked as a camera diffraction artifact, yet members of Congress like Anna Paulina Luna are treating it as proof of Biblical prophecy. A deep dive into the UFO grift exposes a long history of disinformation — from whistleblower frauds like Phil Schneider to military intelligence operatives deliberately feeding conspiracy theories to discredit anyone getting too close to real military secrets.

And with Spielberg’s Disclosure Day dropping June 12th, the timing of all this UFO noise feels less like coincidence and less like truth-seeking. Here’s more from Mark Dice.

Drugs Help With Addiction

President Donald Trump signed an executive order fast-tracking FDA approval of psychedelic drugs — psilocybin, MDMA, ibogaine — and Joe Rogan was standing right behind him when he did it.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the results of a text message between Rogan and Trump, why libertarians are finally winning, and whether any of this is actually good for anyone.

Plus: Aliens.gov is real, it’s launching soon, and the government has been quietly confirming UFOs exist for years. Here’s Phetasy with a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Chuck Norris Hasn’t Died

Chuck Norris has reportedly permitted mortality to take a temporary victory lap.

Sources close to the legend (i.e., everyone on the internet) confirm that the man who successfully counted to infinity—twice—decided the only way to keep things interesting was to let Death think it won … for now. Probably just so he could roundhouse kick the Grim Reaper in the soul and send him back to the underworld with a participation trophy. The man will be greatly missed by everyone.

In otherworldly news, aliens.gov is now a real website, as everyone wonders what will be released there. Adding to the mystery, retired U.S. Air Force Major General William Neil McCasland, who went missing almost a month ago, reportedly had a coworker who has also gone missing. Speculation is rampant that they both worked at Area 51 or another secret project. There’s plenty more from Ben Chasteen and Rob Counts on a new edition of Edge of Wonder.

 

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