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Eureka! In-N-Out Of California

Eureka! California used to be the golden state, but thousands of residents are now leaving, as California becomes increasingly stultified and tough to manage. Recently, one of the state’s most illustrious business owners announced she is joining the exodus.

Lynsi Snyder, the billionaire owner of In-N-Out Burgers, appeared on Allie Beth Stuckey’s Relatable podcast and said she’s moving with her family east to Franklin, Tennessee. “Raising a family is not easy here (in California). Doing business is not easy here,” Snyder said.

In-N-Out will not be closing down its huge pool of burger joints in California, but is developing new plans for expansion, focusing on Tennessee and other greener pastures.

Tastes Just Like Democracy

Back by popular demand, it’s The Jimmy Dore Show’s own Mischa Paullin with another of her signature sketches! This time Mischa dons a comically oversized visor to explain how democracy is like a burger, except the product being served up to the American people is highly processed and anything but “your burger, your way.” Here’s more from The Jimmy Dore Show.

How To Fix Worker Shortage

There’s only one way to handle this… and it ain’t pretty. More from FreedomToons.

Let’s Go, Brandon Burger

The burgers that are so small they might as well be promises made by Joe Biden. More from Scott Whitney.

Big Brands Get Woke

We’re a massive corporation and we’re gonna change the world with our hashtags : ) More from FreedomToons.

One Hamburger A Month?

While the Biden Administration employs interference, intimidation, invasions, and interventions—and insanity—patriots must stay strong. Let’s see if the full audit in Maricopa County will become the first domino in restoring the results of Decision Day 2020.

Also, what’s with the Biden administration pushing a climate control plan that would force Americans to eat one hamburger a month? Who elected this friggin’ bozo? More from Lori Colley.

Joe Biden CRASHES the stock market and CRYPTO after proposing a new capital gains tax hike. Biden also proposed a new Climate Change plan that would ban 90% of meat, limiting you to one burger a month. How Joe Biden killed the economy and Bitcoin. More from Mr. Obvious.

Again, we ask the relevant question: Who actually voted for this retard? We want a show of hands because we believe he is an illegitimate president, not elected by the people but appointed through fraud and crookery.

Taxing Burgers To Save World

Looks like the Democrats have a new area of tax to explore: taxes against farming, and particularly animal farming, to prevent climate change. Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont indicates he’s open to considering such taxes, meaning higher prices on hamburgers or breakfast sausages or hot dogs. Mark Dice dodges the cow farts to report.

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