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24 Dec 2025

This Isn’t Orwell’s Animal Farm

Last week was a tough news week: Murders and mayhem everywhere you look. Steve Green brings us another homicide case currently being investigated: Lord of the Rings actor Andy Serkis has decided to remake George Orwell’s classic take on the horrors of socialism, Animal Farm, and turn it into a fun-loving, family-friendly romp on the horrors of CAPITALISM.

And there goes another actor whose work we all used to admire greatly…Here’s more from Green in a new edition of The Right Angle. Green is joined by Bill Whittle and Scott Ott.

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06 May 2025

P. Diddy Trial Set To Kick Off

Trump Files ‘EMERGENCY’ Appeal to SCOTUS! (STOP THIS NOW!!)

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Day 1 Trial Jury Selection! (DIDDY DAY 1!)

Here’s more from Robert Gouveia on Watching The Watchers.

Mayhem erupts outside the P. Diddy sex trafficking and racketeering courtroom as the first celebrity associates of Puff Daddy are named — Mike Myers and Michael B. Jordan, the actor from Black Panther. Judge Arun Subramanian from the Southern District of New York said the list of associates “runs several pages and felt like an appendix from Lord Of The Rings.”

Prosecutors said they will offer testimony from minors and are seeking to have them testify anonymously.Here’s more from TICKETtv

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01 Jun 2024

Trump Recounts Famous Battles

Donald Trump provided a big, beautiful description of the Battle of Gettysburg recently, reminding us of Robert E. Lee’s famous words: “Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.” We asked Trump to narrate 7 more famous historic battles, and the result was tremendous and magnificent. Everyone says so. Here’s the seven battles, re-created by Trump for The Babylon Bee.

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11 Sep 2022

How Hollywood Does Reboots

As a matter of fact, I shall pass on this Lord of The Rings reboot. More from FreedomToons.

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05 Sep 2022

Sneak Peek: Rings Of Power

In this exclusive scene from an upcoming episode of Amazon’s new Lord of the Rings (?) show, Klovbar of Numenor is ready to face orcs, trolls, and oliphaunts – but is he ready to face the racism inside his heart? More from The Babylon Bee.

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17 Jul 2013

Dumbest Rings Moments

The Nostalgia Critic risks fan-boy rage by counting down the 11 dumbest moments in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

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30 Dec 2012

Rejected Pitches: LOTR

What might have happened if Peter Jackson didn’t have any clout or the track record to get Lord of the Rings made as a trilogy. H/T IMAO

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16 Dec 2012
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The Battle of Helm’s Deep

The Lord of the Rings gets the Lego parody treatment. H/T IMAO

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