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Upgrade Your Citizenship!
Tired of living amongst the unwashed masses? Want to stop being poor?
Why don’t you upgrade your citizenship and start hanging out with fellow elites?
You can even make like Jeffrey Epstein and fake your own death. Here’s more from Mischa Paullin.
Practical Yoga
Practical yoga…for the commoner.
In this practice, I show the peasants how to salute the sun before the mad scientists finally block it out for our own good. Here’s more from Mischa Paullin.
Want Longer, Harder Erections?
Ditch the diplomacy. Go to war. Just ask Lindsey Graham. Here’s more from Mischa Paullin.
Leaked Erika Kirk Video!
Leaked Erika Kirk video raises new questions! Here’s a new short from Mischa Paullin.
Petraeus, Terrorist Almost Kiss
Gen. David Petraeus and the terrorist Abu Mohammad al-Jolani trade everyday pleasantries as they discuss torture. It’s business as usual in Syria.
Do they almost kiss? Is this the making of a budding bromance, or just an exchange of handjobs? Here’s more from Mischa Paullin.
Lose Weight Fast!
Here’s the best diet to lose weight fast. It might not be conventional, but the Gaza Diet works! Here’s more from Mischa Paullin.
Legal Eagle Pam Bondi’s Back
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi has got the receipts. And she’s back with a new release of Jeffrey Epstein files 2.0.
What kind of seafood was Epstein eating? Did he run with the sharks? Here’s more from Mischa Paullin.
It’s Legal Eagle Pam Bondi
And she’s on the case, tracking down the evildoers who surrounded Jeffrey Epstein! Here’s more from Mischa Paullin.
