President Donald Trump launches a clever plot to snare Iran’s new Ayatollah. The leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, is said to be gay.
So Trump brings him out of hiding using a cardboard cut-out of David Hasselhoff. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Iran’s congress shocks everyone by choosing Ilhan Omar as the next Supreme Leader.
As she celebrates, Donald Trump hears a message from Ali Khamenei’s ghost, claiming it’s destiny but a sudden twist turns the whole story upside down. Here’s more from Little Trump Cartoons.
He might chant Allahu Akbar, but the new Ayatollah of Iran — Mojtaba Khamenei — is one gay fellow. Here’s more from Meme the Left.
Iran has reportedly selected Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s son Mojtaba as its new supreme leader. This was expected, but still a decision that has remained shrouded in quite a bit of secrecy.
After all, Iran figured that as soon as Mojtaba was declared its leader, he would become a heavy target for assassination by Israel or the United States. U.S. President Donald Trump already had warned Iran not to appoint Mojtaba. He’s a zealot and a hardliner, much like his father.
Vertex offered this in-depth look at Mojtaba in the days ahead of the appointment.
We didn’t start the war against Iran. They have been launching terror attacks, using affiliates like Hezbollah and the Houthis, for nearly 50 years. There has been little peace across the Middle East since the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s forces seized control of Iran in 1979.
But now, the tides have shifted. We are winning big. You cannot imagine the size of this victory. President Donald Trump says military action under Operation Epic Fury will continue until “all of our objectives have been achieved.” He rejected Iran’s call to install Khamenei’s second oldest son, Mojtaba Khamenei, as the new commander.
There is aerial, sea and ground warfare now occurring, but also mind warfare. Reality is labeled as conspiracy, Pray! Here’s more from And We Know.
