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Flipping Texas Blue

Everyone’s favorite transplants from California, Steve and Timpani, are going door to door trying to get their new Texas neighbors to vote for Beto O’Rourke. And then, plot twist, they end up in a good old-fashioned Baptist church! More from The Babylon Bee.

FBI Gets Great Night’s Sleep

The FBI raided Mike Lindell looking for evidence of a crime, but what they found instead was a good night’s sleep. More from The Babylon Bee.

Why Do Brits Say “Trolley?”

Geralt is our British friend. We bring him on the show today to explain all the weird British stuff like the Queen’s death, the line of succession, who Meghan and Harry are, and what all that weird British food is about. Also why they say “trolley” instead of “cart.” More from The Babylon Bee.

Peaceful Protest/Insurrection?

Play the game show where you look at a picture and guess if it’s from a peaceful protest or a dangerous insurrection. It’s pretty much what it sounds like. Adapted from content in The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy, the book that will teach you how to rig an election and overturn our constitutional Republic.

Is Your Barista Conservative?

Starbucks: a safe haven for the marginalized and uncaffeinated. But every once in a while that safe space is infiltrated by evil right-wing Nazi conservatives. Here are a few signs you can use to tell if your Starbucks has been compromised with Republicans. More from The Babylon Bee.

 

Enter A Femme (?) Fatale

His name is Dossier. Steele Dossier. And he’s on the case trying to figure out if the dame that just waltzed in is a dame after all. More from The Babylon Bee.

Sneak Peek: Rings Of Power

In this exclusive scene from an upcoming episode of Amazon’s new Lord of the Rings (?) show, Klovbar of Numenor is ready to face orcs, trolls, and oliphaunts – but is he ready to face the racism inside his heart? More from The Babylon Bee.

FBI’s Raid On Melania’s Closet

The FBI insists the raid on Melania’s closet was justified. They demonstrate their dexterity wearing women’s clothing. More from The Babylon Bee.

Leaving California

The California Dream ain’t what it used to be. In this parody of The Beach Boys’ “California Girls”, The Babylon Bee Boys sing, “I Wish We All Could Leave California,” expressing their yearning to leave the Golden State some day.

The FBI Raid On Mar-A-Lago

The FBI circle Mar-A-Lago, preparing to pounce. These are fierce and fearless agents. More from Tiberius Maximus.

FBI agents Scoulder and Mully hold a press conference where they reveal the incriminating evidence found in Trump’s safe. This raid was definitely justified. More from The Babylon Bee.

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