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An FBI Infiltration Job

FBI Agent Jim Johnson has seen many horrors in his time but few compare to the repulsive work of friendly Christian extremists who love their enemies and want them to go to Heaven. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Trump Sings Christmas Classics

Tired of boring old Christmas carols? Lucky for you, everyone’s favorite president has personally rewritten the lyrics to bring focus to much more important matters: the accomplishments of his administration. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

How To Get His Attention

Ladies, sometimes you just have to tell your husband something completely irrelevant. This should involve people he doesn’t really know, or things that don’t pertain to him.

The important thing is knowing when is the right time to do it. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

 

African Children Feed Ariana

This will move you to tears.

A group of starving, emaciated African children raise money to help someone even more in need of nutrition than they: Ariana Grande.

Wow! Make sure to like this video. Every like = 1 meal for Ariana. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

We’re Congress: Doing Nothing!

After a record-breaking 41-day stalemate in the U.S. Senate, lawmakers have finally gathered the votes to move forward with a continuing resolution.

Congress is now making preparations to switch over from doing nothing because of the shutdown to their usual job of doing nothing simply because they’re Congress. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Family Dinner Battle, Part II

What happens when a liberal wine aunt, a MAGA uncle, and the whole politically divided family sit down for a “peaceful” dinner?

Spoiler: Chaos. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

 

Illegal?

This man had a genius idea: Slap on a mustache and sombrero to get free healthcare- and maybe more!

Featuring a special surprise guest appearance. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

 

 

Satan Rolls His Forked Tongue

Learn to love yourself, live your truth, and follow your heart.

It’s all here in this Masterclass: politics, religion, parenting, and more, from the Master: Satan. The Babylon Bee has got everything covered.

How Great Soviet Russia Was

Brynnleigh continues her quest to bring her progressive views to every era. Today, she’s visiting Joseph Stalin to witness the Communist utopia in person. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

 

Introducing Tylenol

This commercial from The Tylenol Company, founded by Bob Tylenol in 1798, unveils the exciting new Tylenol: Autism Strength. Now with more autism! Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

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