Woke Jesus Faces Temptations
Woke Jesus faces his most difficult trial yet as he faces temptation in the wilderness from Satan himself! Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
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He’ll Finish Term, Regardless
Even if he is confimed dead, Americans can expect the same level of attention from U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell as they have always received.
That’s the honest word from his closest staff. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
If Women Were Logical?
Women being logical? We asked AI to run a simulation to see what that might look like. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Woke Jesus Calms Climate
Behold! Woke Jesus is awoken in the middle of a Biblical raging storm to tackle his biggest challenge yet: climate change! Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
They Can’t Resist The Rocket
Elon Musk just became a trillionaire. So we asked AI to predict what will happen now that he is a trillionaire.
What do you think of this artificial intelligence simulation? Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
A Second Civil War?
What would happen if Civil War broke out in the United States again in 2026?
Thankfully, with modern AI technology, we no longer need to wonder. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Woke Jesus And The Woman
Behold! Woke Jesus is teaching when the Pharisees bring to him a woman caught in adultery.
Listen and learn from this cherished Bible story about how Woke Jesus turned to intersectionality to sort out whether the women should be stoned to death. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
AI Makes Soccer Less Boring
America is hosting FIFA World Cup 2026, which gave us the idea to ask AI: How can we make soccer less boring?
Now with modern technology and artificial intelligence, we can simulate just a few ways soccer can be made less boring. It’s a step in the right direction. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Pratt Now Losing His Shorts!
After the latest ballot drop in Los Angeles, Spencer Pratt now sits at negative one million votes.
Ain’t it hilarious how elections go when one party so completely controls a state and that party is endlessly corrupt and evil! Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Could AOC Learn Economics?
What would happen if Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was forced to learn basic economics?
We asked AI to show us that scenario. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
