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Hasan Piker Won’t Shut Up

Twitch streamer and communist LARPer Hasan Piker has been subpoenaed by the US Treasury over his Cuba trip — and instead of lawyering up, he immediately went on a livestream and started spilling everything. Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Piker legal saga, why the far left has always been allowed to play by different rules, and what it means that Elon’s baby mama ended up on a communist’s livestream giving away hoodies.

Also: A meditation on Podcastistan, the nihilistic slop economy, and why livestreams are the laziest form of entertainment ever invented. Here Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

We’re Under Attack From Satan

Melonie Mac and Chrissie Mayr teamed up for a second ‘livestream’ following their disastrous first encounter and subsequent public humiliation at the hands of Brittany Venti and the wider internet. This time, it wasn’t to sweep for the Quartering – it was to to blame all their problems on ‘the devil’.

No really.

The devil works through the haters. God also had a hand in their recent drama, somehow. He was pruning Chrissie’s bush and humbling her. So it was the devil doing it and God doing it simultaneously. Also — Melonie Mac’s laugh is specifically annoying at the 2kHz frequency range. I analyzed the EQ. I have found the product for her embattled husband Johnny Junkers.

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

How Crazy Will They Get?

The lunatic wing composed of truly violent leftists has seized control of the Democratic Party. There might be a few quasi-rational thinkers left among the membership of that party. But by and large, it’s composed of vile cretins who think they are perfectly within bounds to assassinate their political opponents. In short, they are not just crazy nuts, but highly delusional as well.

We saw their reactions following the assassinations of Charlie Kirk and Brian Thompson, the CEO of United healthcare. We see how they cheer every time another lunatic steps forward with yet another harebrained attempt on President Donald Trump.

What’s especially shocking is that the same idiots pushing violent political assassinations are always squawking about the need for gun control. Many of them have advanced college degrees, including large numbers of school teacherrs and college instructors. They think they are smarter than plumbers, woodworkers, farmers or hard-working laborers. They think their shit doesn’t stink, the same as everyone else.

Here’s yet another reaction to yet another one of these leftist losers, stalking the White House, firing off volleys of shots. The Liberal Hivemind rolls the tape.

Celebrity Liars: A Revelation

People have obsessed over hidden messages and backward lyrics since the height of The Beatles, when speculation mounted in the mid-1960s that Paul McCartney had died, to be replaced by a lookalike.

Here, a “reverse speech analyst,”  Ron Sirchie, joins David “Nino” Rodriguez to share hidden messages he says he has found in the videos of Candace Owens, Erika Kirk and Paula White. Who are they really?

Sirchie claims he can find the true intentions behind anyone just by playing their audio in reverse. His object: Expose celebrity liars!

Is he onto something, or on something? You decide.

Sperg Spews Venom At AI

Some people are good debaters. Then there are unemployed spergs who like to argue with AI. This is the story of one of those spergs —  a British bloke who goes by the handle Jobless Johnny, aka Clog.

He is an unemployed British attention goblin who furiously tweeted at me for weeks over the Quartering / Kino Casino drama. I tweeted back once. He fired off a barrage of seething rage replies and then did a two-hour livestream about it to ten people. A for effort.

But we’re not here to talk about our back and forth. We’re here to talk about the back and forth he had with Grok — because Jobless Johnny got into a heated argument with an AI about YouTube terms of service and lost. Badly. Over many, many tweets. In public. When he could have just opened a private Grok tab and had it out there.

He has a fixation on proving that Andy Warski is a hypocrite and liar. Jobless Johnny will STOP AT NOTHING TO PROVE IT. Let’s go. Here’s more from Bearing.

A One-Day President?

Former CNN newshost Don Lemon confesses: He can see himself running for President.

And he thinks he could win! Here’s more from Memology 101.

She Wished Death On President

A leftist woman posted a video on TikTok wishing that President Donald Trump’s latest would-be assassin had better aim.

It backfired on her after word got to her employer, which happened to be a company, United Healthcare, whose CEO was himself murdered from far-left violence.

United Healthcare fired the woman, Alison King, a social media manager with the company. Let’s talk about it. Here’s more from Amala Ekpunobi.

 

Bluesky Lefties Hit Panic Button

The Bluesky leftists are in full panic mode after nearly 18,000 of them got doxxed.  An anti-ICE website had been improperly built, and it exposed not only the names, but the addresses, phone numbers and other pertinent details about the leftists using dirty tricks to sabotage America’s immigration laws.

Now, these rat asses can face tighter and tougher scrutiny. Let’s hope a bunch of them end up going to jail. Here’s more from Neil Johnson.

You Can’t Make This Up

This clip of a standup comic exposing a woke transgender crowd member is going viral as a mask-off moment that exposes everything wrong with leftist hypocrisy.

Let’s talk about it. Here’s more from Amala Ekpunobi.

The Poofter Language Cop

Veteran soy boy leftist Steve Shives is back. For those who don’t remember, Steve Shives was the internet’s premier male feminist circa 2015-2017 — the guy whose wife told him he was sexist for preferring Angel over Buffy, and you could watch his soul leave his body in real time as she explained it to him. Ancient YouTube lore.

Steve has made a triumphant return to ask everyone to please stop saying the R word. He’s specifically asking his fellow progressives, because he knows people on the right aren’t going to listen to him.

He also reveals he’s removed the word “stupid” from his vocabulary after a friend worked on him gently, patiently and persistently until he came around. He used to do a series called ‘Five Stupid Things’. It’s gone now – because it’s too offensive.

Also on the chopping block apparently — the T slur, which turns out to just be the first half of a descriptive word. And the C word, and any other word Steve Shive – chief of the language police – deems to be to offensive.

We also have a second Aboriginal elder who has some VERY strong opinions on Palestine protestors. The left’s oppression pyramid has never been more confused. LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

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