Racism Test?
Does this man look like he speaks Cantonese — or Mandarin? Ryan Long administers the test to Danny Polishchuk.
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
Archive for the tag “Danny Polishchuk”
Elon Musk: Cool Or Gay?
The Bro Council decides: Is Elon Musk cool? Or is he gay? Here’s more from Ryan Long.
Women Prefer Psychopaths
Ryan Long and Danny Polishchuk react to a new study, suggesting women are attracted to psychopathic men.
Cults, Canada And College
Danny Polishchuk joins Kerryn Feehan on the couch to the World Junior Hockey Championship, Danny’s first time smoking, and Jewish summer camp. The discussion turns to cults, Canada and college. Here’s more from Only Feehans.
Hawking Wheelchair Bites Dust
You know times are strange when the comedians are more honest — and believable — than the so-called journalists. Here, standup comedian Danny Polishchuk sadly reveals that the Stephen Hawking Signature Wheelchair — The Predator — has been discontinued.
It likely has to do with Hawking’s visits to Jeffrey Epstein’s Little St. James Island. But who can really be surprised, after all? We always knew Hawking was into black holes!
Not everyone is impressed by Stephen Hawking’s studlike display of manhood. Ryan Long says he would refuse to date any woman who got swerved by The Hawk.
The Fake News Is Incensed
The mouthpieces of the fake news are getting mighty pissed. As solid lie providers, they’re mad people keep turning elsewhere to get their daily quota of lies. Here’s more from Ryan Long with an assist from Danny Polishchuk.
EPA Touts Its Supreme Diversity
Robert Allan Dickie from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) releases a statement showing how diversity played a vital role in the cleanup of the toxic chemicals unleashed after a train derailed in East Palestine, Ohio. This is the most coherent and honest statement the federal government has made about anything over the past 50 years. More from Danny Polishchuk.
Vampires Hate Vegan Blood
When vampires hate the new generation. More from Ryan Long, with guest appearances by Danny Polishchuk and Sean Kane.
On Trial For Being A Simp
Habeas Corpus Simpus. When you’re on trial for having the body of a simp. More from Ryan Long, joined by fellow comedians Danny Polishchuk and Ian Fidance.
Let’s Drop In On Pilly The Kid
How do doctors prescribe antidepressants? Let’s watch Pilly the Kid in action. His motto: Pills For All. More from Ryan Long.
