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Satan Rolls His Forked Tongue

Learn to love yourself, live your truth, and follow your heart.

It’s all here in this Masterclass: politics, religion, parenting, and more, from the Master: Satan. The Babylon Bee has got everything covered.

How Great Soviet Russia Was

Brynnleigh continues her quest to bring her progressive views to every era. Today, she’s visiting Joseph Stalin to witness the Communist utopia in person. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

 

Introducing Tylenol

This commercial from The Tylenol Company, founded by Bob Tylenol in 1798, unveils the exciting new Tylenol: Autism Strength. Now with more autism! Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Lawyer Dropped On Drug Boat

After public outcry over the Navy’s assassination of cartel members without due process, a public defender is dropped onto a drug boat to make sure the proper process is followed. Ay, caramba! Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

 

Clue: Liberal Edition

Hasbro has released a new version of Clue just for liberals where you blame the murder weapon instead of the murderer. Great for the lib in your life. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Vax Skeptic

Tony asks questions about everything in his life. Is he a crazy conspiracy theorist? You be the judge. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Canceled Mascots Get Support

The Cracker Barrel guy attends his first canceled mascots support group meeting, but he finds something he didn’t even know he was missing: friendship.

Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Woke Jesus Returns

Woke Jesus is back with a new collection of socialist teachings for your edification. Listen and be inspired. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Australia Goes Full Censorship

Just how bad has the censorship gotten in Australia? The Babylon Bee talks to Dr. Jereth Kok. He lost his medical license in Australia for the thought crime of sharing Babylon Bee headlines on his Facebook profile.

Now, that’s creepy as all hell!

Adolf Hitler Has Great Jeans!

Authentic Hitler jeans ad from 1942. Only The Babylon Bee could uncover this priceless relic.

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