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Hollywood Under Snark Attack?

They never lear! Just when you thought they’d reach an all-time low, Hollywood self-destructs before our eyes.

They are supposed to be entertainers, but every one of them acts like a two-bit philosopher and  virtue-signaling political pundit. The Oscars demonstrated once again: Most of them are akin to Jane Fonda, lecturing us while acting like clueless lizards. Their fashion sense speaks volumes about their shallow minds.

In other news, CNN liars pretend to be truthers. They are 20 years too late. The public doesn’t have a case of amnesia bad enough so we forget who these players are!

More libtard idiots protest their employers and get fired! ICE helps solve the endless delays at airports, owing to the retarded Democrats. There’s also more Spring Break insanity, as well as the expected baloney surrounding Nancy Guthrie. Here’s the fresh scoop from McAllister TV.

When Life Gives You Lemons

Afroman, the legend you are. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.

Chuck Norris Hasn’t Died

Chuck Norris has reportedly permitted mortality to take a temporary victory lap.

Sources close to the legend (i.e., everyone on the internet) confirm that the man who successfully counted to infinity—twice—decided the only way to keep things interesting was to let Death think it won … for now. Probably just so he could roundhouse kick the Grim Reaper in the soul and send him back to the underworld with a participation trophy. The man will be greatly missed by everyone.

In otherworldly news, aliens.gov is now a real website, as everyone wonders what will be released there. Adding to the mystery, retired U.S. Air Force Major General William Neil McCasland, who went missing almost a month ago, reportedly had a coworker who has also gone missing. Speculation is rampant that they both worked at Area 51 or another secret project. There’s plenty more from Ben Chasteen and Rob Counts on a new edition of Edge of Wonder.

 

Rachel Zegler Is At It Again

Snow White actress Rachel Zegler says she grew up without Latina representation among celebrities who were the beauty standard bearers of the time.

Now a video fact checking her is going viral. Let’s talk about it. Here’s more from Amala Ekpunobi.

Chuck Norris: We Salute You

Here’s a warm salute to Chuck Norris from Meme the Left.

Chuck Norris Meets Death

Hollywood martial arts phenom Chuck Norris has died at the age of 86, his family reports.

“Chuck Norris didn’t die,” says Benny Johnson. “He told death he was coming.”

Norris was one of the few genuine conservatives operating inside Hollywood. He starred in many action films, especially over the 1970s and 1980s, as well as in the CBS TV show “Walker, Texas Ranger.”

The crowd-pleasing icon was surrounded by family members over his final hours. They declined to state the cause of death, but said it was sudden. Speculation has run toward a heart attack. Here’s more from Johnson.

Glenn Beck breaks the news that Chuck Norris has passed away. Or, let’s be honest: He got bored and decided to let death win for a change.

Glenn recalls some of his favorite moments with the man he considered a friend, including the time he asked Chuck where “Chuck Norris jokes” came from…

The Book Of More Men

The Bachelor built its brand on “high standards”but this latest casting choice proves that was never actually the goal. From canceling contestants over optics to rewarding chaos for ratings, this is exactly what’s broken in modern culture. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.

Hollywood Hates You

And doesn’t even pretend to like you anymore.

Bridget Phetasy watched the Oscars so you didn’t have to. From the “open borders” jokes to the blatant political snubs in the “In Memoriam” segment, Bridget breaks down why Hollywood remains a fortress of elitism that actively dislikes its own audience.

Are the Oscars a celebration of film, or just a high-budget campaign rally for the people who want you at Dave & Buster’s? Here’s Bridget with a new Dumpster Fire.

Oscars Reaction

Celebrity pins, political speeches, Trump jabs, and an unexpected wholesome speech…

I wasted my time watching (most of) the Oscars so you didn’t have to waste yours. Let’s talk about it.

Here’s more from Amala Ekpunobi on the woke nonsense you missed if you skipped this year’s Hollywood blowfest.

Did Star Trek Rip Off Babylon 5?

A defense of two great shows at once. Here’s more from RazorFist The Rageaholic.

 

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