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Elliot’s A Biology Teacher Now

Elliot Page says the gender binary is a myth. Trans actor Elliot Page is narrating a new nature documentary that supposedly debunks the gender binary and teaches “everything you didn’t learn in high school biology.”

I did a deep dive—let’s talk about it. Here’s more from Amala Ekpunobi.

She Looks Like A Gay Hobbit

Elliott Page is in the House. And Graham Platner remains circling around the Senate.

Leftists inhabit bizarrdo world. Here’s more from Meme The Left.

How To Be A Man!

Elliot Page — still widely known as Ellen Page from Juno and Inception — sat down with ‘comedian’ Ilana Glazer for a half hour interview about masculinity, transgender identity, gay animals and more. SugarTits and I have pulled out the parts worth watching.

This comes right after the rumor that Elliot Page would be playing Achilles in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey — which turned out to be false, but produced some of the funniest AI memes of the year, several of which we react to.

In the actual interview, Elliot Page’s advice on masculinity includes: don’t ra*pe anyone, smile more for photos, talk with your hands less, and remember that sometimes healthy masculinity just means having a good cry. At one point Page argues the trans experience can liberate everyone from shame imposed by white supremacist patriarchal structures — a sentence even Page seems to lose track of halfway through.

Let’s delve through the copious amounts of queer vocal fry and listen to two women sit in a room explaining to men what masculinity actually means.

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Selective Outrage

Since Christopher Nolan decided to take on The Odyssey with his new adaptation, I’ve been following all of the drama around everything from the casting to the costumes… and most of the outrage has been from the left. Until now. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.

The Gay Life Of Animals

Elliot (Ellen) Page has made a documentary called Second Nature: Gender and Sexuality in the Animal World – SugarTits and I watched (the preview) so you don’t have to. The premise is that homosexual behavior in nature is one of the best kept secrets and it’s absolutely everywhere — dolphins, penguins, black swans, and apparently many waterfowl are very, very gay.

The documentary follows transgender evolutionary biologist Dr Joan Roughgarden as she/he meets groundbreaking scientists exploring the 1500 plus animal species who engage in same sex sexual behavior, change sex, form matriarchies and more.

Elliot told People magazine the whole thing is about feeling less alone as a queer — which is fine, but does require making a documentary about animals butt shagging each other to achieve. The gender-bender fish argument makes an appearance, we discuss female coded seahorses and the praying mantis makes a terrifying cameo.

The director grew up in Texas in the 1900s and was told queerness is unnatural, which apparently took 11 years and a full length documentary about animals buttf**ing each other to process. Here’s more from Bearing.

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