Women are not okay. After an insane few months — from the Lindsay Clancy “same” moms on TikTok, to the Sydney Sweeney backlash, to the Cornell 7, to Shane Gillis calling women whores (again) — Bridget Phetasy breaks down how we got here and what the solution might be. Here’s more in Phetasy’s latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Sydney Sweeney Went Nude and it’s Made Munted Feminists Furious 🤬
Sydney Sweeney has done it again — another ad that’s sent left-wing women into orbit, and SugarTits and I are here for the meltdown. She got equity in a sports betting company, made a very horny commercial aimed squarely at men, and somehow a wave of female athletes have decided this is a personal attack on women’s sport.
The problem, of course, is that Sydney wasn’t claiming to be an elite sportswoman — she was selling a betting app to blokes. But that hasn’t stopped the “this is what REAL women’s sport looks like” montages, or the professional athletes lining up to call it “damaging” and “hypersexualized” — the same athletes, it turns out, who’ve done naked photoshoots, over-the-shoulder wedgie poses, and in one case an entire nude surfing film.
SugarTits and I break down the glorious hypocrisy: the movement that spent a decade insisting sex work is real work, OnlyFans is empowering, and body count doesn’t matter, suddenly clutching its pearls because the wrong woman with the wrong politics got her tits out. Plus the 7 News segment where they asked actual men what they thought, didn’t like the answer, and cut straight to the “marketing experts.” It’s not about sexualization. It never was. It’s about which team you’re on.
Pick a lane, ladies. LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.
We asked AI to prove that Sydney Sweeney would be just as attractive if she dressed more modestly. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Female athletes around the world are shaming Sydney Sweeney for her Novig ad. Here’ s more from Brett Cooper.
Sydney Sweeney posed naked with a football for a sports betting app and feminists lost their minds. The same women who rallied behind Lindsay Clancy are now attacking a woman for having boobs.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the hypocrisy, why the ultimate failure of feminism is a hot buxom blonde, and why Sydney Sweeney is a genius who knows exactly what she’s doing. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new Dumpster Fire.
We need to talk about that Sydney Sweeney Novig ad.
Has she become the face of vice? Here’s more from Brett Cooper.
Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are building a $1.4 billion luxury eco-resort on a Cold War bunker island in Albania — and locals are responding with Molotov cocktails.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the corruption probe, why Ivanka should not have gone on a podcast to talk about this, and why every billionaire quietly building a bunker on a remote island should maybe read the room.
Also: Hunter Biden went viral on X with an AA joke, boobs are officially back, and Spencer Pratt is still in the LA mayor’s race, but just barely. Here’s more in a new Dumpster Fire.
Sydney Sweeney can’t catch a break!
The discourse around season three of Euphoria is genuinely so stupid that it’s almost impressive. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.
You’ve got to admire the way Sydney Sweeney wears her jeans. And also how she breaks the brains of the woke crowd.
Watch as she responds to the insufferable Katherine Stoeffel of GQ Magazine. Here’s more from Paul Joseph Watson.
