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30 Dec 2025

What Could Go Wrong?

In this sketch video, a naive man wonders into the MK Ultra office, wanting to become an asset because he just wants to serve his country.

The MK Ultra agent, whose dark and sinister agendas are completely covered by a charming upbeat facade, leads the candidate through an impromptu interview process.

The interview involves the candidate being indoctrinated into torture-based mind control and activation to test if he is controllable enough to be an MK Ultra asset. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

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28 Dec 2025

Protecting The Criminals!

I go through coffeezilla’s video of accidentally leaked Epstein documents that proves there are suspected co-conspirators. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

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23 Dec 2025

Worst Gift Mistakes Men Make

This video teaches men how to avoid making their woman mad by getting her the wrong Christmas gift.

I go through a large, drawn-out mind map so you can understand the consequences of different gift giving scenarios, what the woman’s reaction will be, so you can understand that nothing will make her happy. Merry Christmas. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

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18 Dec 2025

You’re A Trillionaire Now

In this very exclusive interview with Elon Musk, we discuss his new status as a trillionaire, his thoughts on aliens, the future of humanity and how AI will take over everything. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

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13 Dec 2025

Adults Now Renting Moms?

In this video, I go through different articles and videos discussing how young adults are so incapable and feel so overwhelmed by basic life tasks that they are renting moms by the hour to help them do basic life tasks.

This is a trend of how weak people are coping with being weak rather than becoming stronger and taking care of themselves. Here’s more from Awaken With JP.

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08 Dec 2025

Mr. Beast Will Hurt Your Kids!

In this video, I go through a recent announcement of Mr. Beast teaming up with the Rockefeller Foundation.

I share how the Rockefeller Foundation’s president, present with Mr. Beast in their announcement video, used to be the head of USAID and worked for the Gates Foundation. I share the dark agenda that the Rockefellers have been involved in while framing the agendas as good for the people.

The through line is that Mr. Beast is now a propaganda machine for darkness and that will hurt kids, given his strong influential power. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

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01 Dec 2025

The Redacted Epstein Files

In this sketch comedy video… This is a predictive scenario of what it’ll be like when the Epstein files will be released now that Congress said they will be.

In this scenario, two idiots go through the freshly released files, that are all fully redacted. Yet they think they’re learning the truth about everything because our government said they would be. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

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28 Nov 2025

Zero Ties To Israel

We Lie To You News covers MTG resigning, Thomas Massie saying Epstein had ties to Israel, and a lot of proof of that. Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

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24 Nov 2025

Assassin Is A They/Them!

I cover newly revealed details that the would-be Trump assassin, Thomas Crooks, was part of the trans cult. He used they/them pronouns and was into furries.

With Charlie Kirk’s assassin being part of the trans cult, along with numerous recent school shooters, the question is raised: Aside from gender confusion and ideology, what else are these cult members being programmed to do??? Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

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22 Nov 2025

Redacted Or Explosive?

I go over how the House voted to release the Jeffrey Epstein files. Some of the chaos of surrounding it. Mike Johnson talking about how dangerous it is to release classified information.

How they can still withhold anything that they have a “valid reason” for. The timeline of when the Department of Justice will release the files.

And at I give my predictions as to what we’ll see when they’re released: Nothing burger where things are heavily redacted, already scrubbed or will it be a smoking gun that leads to prosecuting guilty people? Here’s more from Awaken with JP.

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