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Don’t Post Your Nudes Online!

A man is going to prison for hacking college girls’ Snapchat accounts, getting their nudes and selling them. And apparently it’s quite a racket.

Remember to not post stuff like that online, m’kay? Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

Comics Is Just Sad

Why don’t we talk about comics on this channel much anymore?

It’s sad and depressing, and there’s really not much going on.

So we’ll talk about DSTLRY imploding, Diamond imploding and IDW imploding — all comic book publishing companies announcing bankruptcies or other restructurings. Because a good time isn’t being had by all. Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

RIP This Hollywood He-Man!

Skeletor is the embodiment of “toxic masculinity” according to the director of Amazon’s upcoming Masters of the Universe movie, Travis Knight.

And while it might’ve just been an offhand comment in a casual interview, this could cost them bigtime at the box office.

People are already leery about He-Man since the star said he’d be a bridge between masculinity and femininity (or something to that effect) and the He/Him pronouns on Adam’s desk. Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

Ski Jumpers Hot For Lift-Off!

Are Olympic ski jumpers injecting their penises full of acid?

The charge is being aired in a German newspaper reporting on ski jumpers gathered at the Winter Olympics in Milan, Italy. It’s said some jumpers had injected hyaluronic acid into their penises in a bizarre and convoluted steroid scandal aimed at giving them more “lift.”

Oliver Niggli, head of the World Anti-Doping Agency, vowed to investigate. Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

 

Will They Take The Gay Away?!?

Elizabeth Warren and dozens of other Democrats are seemingly trying to stop the sale of the vintage video game company Electronic Arts to an outfit in Saudi Arabia, citing anti-competitive practices or something.

Really this is about protecting the unions and they’re mad Jared Kushner is involved. Oh, and they’re afraid the Saudis will take the gay away from The Sims. Probably.  Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

Reddit Mob Crashes Out

Stale2000, former mod of r/LiveStreamFails, is going at MoistCr1TiKaL again. After he claimed Reddit mods should be treated like celebrities, he’s now going on about having dictator power over online spaces in a supervillain sounding manifesto.

The thing is — He’s not wrong. Reddit mods are incredibly power hungry, and maybe they should be stripped of those powers? Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

BlueSky Libs On New Rampage

Steam has announced that game devs don’t have to disclose the use of AI-powered tools, and activists are very, very salty about this.

One indie dev pulled his game from Steam because his girlfriend told him AI was bad for the environment. Meanwhile, San Diego Comic-Con totally caved to the libtards on BlueSky and won’t allow AI art. Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

They Think We’re Ta-Dumb!

Hollywood — or at least Netflix — thinks we’re all dumb.

Matt Damon was on Joe Rogan and said that Netflix movies are designed for people who can’t follow along with a plot.

So there has to be plenty of needless exposition so we can follow along if we’re only half watching. Maybe we are ta-dumb after all? Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

Windows: Nothing But Trash!

The owner of GOG, one of the major outlets for online video games,  has flat out said what we all already knew: Windows pretty much sucks.

Does that mean GOG will have more Linux support in the future? I’d say it’s pretty likely….Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

CBS News Host Has Rocky Start

CBS just fired one of its top producers, Javier Guzman, a week into Tony Doukopil’s rocky first week. And now the media is calling him “MAGA-coded” … whatever that means.

Is this because of Bari Weiss? It’s probably because of Bari Weiss…Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

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