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The Gay Life Of Animals

Elliot (Ellen) Page has made a documentary called Second Nature: Gender and Sexuality in the Animal World – SugarTits and I watched (the preview) so you don’t have to. The premise is that homosexual behavior in nature is one of the best kept secrets and it’s absolutely everywhere — dolphins, penguins, black swans, and apparently many waterfowl are very, very gay.

The documentary follows transgender evolutionary biologist Dr Joan Roughgarden as she/he meets groundbreaking scientists exploring the 1500 plus animal species who engage in same sex sexual behavior, change sex, form matriarchies and more.

Elliot told People magazine the whole thing is about feeling less alone as a queer — which is fine, but does require making a documentary about animals butt shagging each other to achieve. The gender-bender fish argument makes an appearance, we discuss female coded seahorses and the praying mantis makes a terrifying cameo.

The director grew up in Texas in the 1900s and was told queerness is unnatural, which apparently took 11 years and a full length documentary about animals buttf**ing each other to process. Here’s more from Bearing.

The Psyops Roll In Minnesota

The leftist-inspired psyops keep on rolling in Minnesota. You have one anti-Ice protester killed named Renee Nicole Goode, and another one named Alex Pretti. Seems like a Pretty Good psyops!

Penguin comms now abound. This comes as an Arctic frost descends upon the nation. Of course, penguins don’t live in the Arctic but instead in Antarctica. But it’s the thought that matters, que no!

A movie about Melania Trump gets released. Hollywood will try anything to get out of its slump. Meanwhile, President Donald Trump stands poised to send the National Guard into a dozen more rat-infested cities. Will these venomous backwaters be cleared of debris? You can only hope! And pray! Here’s more from And We Know.

How can you tell a stinking liberal? They fall for the exact same psyops every time!

Here’s Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm. 

Liberal Down For The Count

Slimy Limey Liberal comedian John Oliver made a really bad judgment call, deciding to pick a fight with OAN newscaster Liz Wheeler and engage in a debate about penguin sexuality, no less. Let’s just say, without his laugh track, she destroys him.

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How Penguins Lost Their Flight

A new theory might explain how penguins lost their ability to fly. The theory says birds can’t have wings good at both flying and swimming, and penguins made the tradeoff.

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Penguins on Parade

A flock of penguins at a Japanese aquarium replace Santa’s elves as they bring holiday cheer to Hakkeijima Sea Paradise in Tokyo. Matt Blake from ITN reports.

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