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Wokes Up!

The Australian surfing brand Rip Curl has closed 21 stores after a misguided experiment with transgenderism. Rip Curl formerly employed a woman as brand ambassador. But the woman, Bethany Hamilton, lost her arms in a shark attack and later was booted from the brand after it became a transgender haven.

The new ambassador, Sasha Jane Lowerson, 44, appeared on Instagram to promote women’s sports in Australia. Lowerson was no women, but rather yet another phony they/them transgender who previously had won surfing competitions as a male — Ryan Egan.

The affrontery sparked a boycott by women surfers against the company. Earlier this fall, Kathmandu — the parent firm of Rip Curl — reported an $73 million loss! The firm, previously been one of the world’s largest surfing manufacturers, had to apologize for its social experiment and run for cover, shutting down shops to compensate for its losses. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Stay Out, Please!

After fleeing the United States in a fit of Trump Derangement Syndome, Ellen DeGeneres is trying to sneak back in!

Sorry, Ellen! Don’t need you, don’t want you! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

It’s Over

Volodymyr Zelensky’s second in command, Andriy Yermak, flees with U.S money as Ukraine collapses.  Officially the chief of state to Zelensky, Yermak fled after anti-corruption forces raided his home.

The scandal had already taken down two of Zelensky’s cabinet officers as well as a powerful former business associate of Zelensky from his days in the entertainment industry. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

 

Zombie Soup?

A vice president with Campbell’s Soup charged the company  is using bioengineered, 3D-printed chicken in soup.

But Campbell’s said that’s a bunch of bull.  The company says the vice president has been suspended after coming to work after ingesting marijuana edibles. The rant about zombie soup came at  that time.

Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

French Hitmen En Route?

Candace Owens alleges the Macrons — Emmanuel and Brigitte — have put out a hit on her. Will a new plane of assassins be routed through Wilmington, Delaware? Will we once again see the Egyptian military planes that traveled through the day of Charlie Kirk’s political assassination?

How does the FBI not know when it has shared offices in Wilmington with the U.S. Secret Service and Drug Enforcement Administration, nearby the airport at 920 King Avenue? Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Another Leftist Basket Case

A dumb libtard gets a Charlie Kirk tattoo on his legs to own the chuds. He’s really bashing the fash. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Leftist Streamer Hauled Off

Jack Doherty, one of the most popular leftist streamers, with large followings on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram,  has been arrested in Miami Beach on drug charges and resisting arrest.

In the hours before his arrest over the weekend, the 20-year-old content creator had been streaming from a yacht in Miami Beach. He was found to be in possession of marijuana as well as amphetamines. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Remorse Hits Nose-Ring’d Leftist

It finally dawns on a nose-ring’d moron that killing Charlie Kirk wasn’t exactly a bright idea. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Worth Of Man Bun In Hand?

An Illinois State University graduate student has been arrested and fired after he flipped over a Turning Point USA table on campus. Derek Lopez, 27, a native of El Paso, Texas, was caught on camera storming over to the table. He was initially arrested by local police, but later the FBI and U.S. Secret Service arrested him in a joint operation, saying he had threatened the life of President Donald Trump.

Students with Illinois State University’s TPUSA chapter had set up the display to advertise conservative comedian Alex Stein’s Oct. 20 event at the school in Normal, Illinois. “Well, you know, Jesus did it, so you know I gotta do it, right?” Lopez said as he attempted to rip the tablecloth, only to topple the table on its side.

Lopez learned a vital lesson: One man bun in the hand is worth two in the bush. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Hey, Kat! Take a Hike!

A lefty attacks an ICE facility outside Chicago, Illinois, refusing to move when officers tell her to leave because she’s blocking vehicle access into and out from the facility. The woman, who’s running for the U.S. House from Illinois’ 9th District, gets pissed because she’s arrested and now faces federal charges. Her name: Kat Abughazaleh.

No, she’s not an illegal migrant. She belongs to a Kuwati family that emigrated to the United States after World War II.

She gained a social media following as a member of Media Matters for America, leading criticism of Tucker Carlson on Fox News. She lives in Chicago with Ben Collins, the CEO of The Onion, the leftist satirical magazine. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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