Season beatings! An American knocks out an “ICE protester” assaulting people with a bullhorn.
The protest against U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement took place in the Twin Cities of Minnesota. The man who delivered two punches — Zak H — is a social media personality from St. Cloud .
He was arrested, and faces a misdemeanor charge of assault, carrying a maximum penalty of $1,000 and/or up to 90 days in jail. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
FBI agents descend upon Minneapolis, investigating massive fraud scams. FBI Director Kash Patel said Sunday he will surge personnel and resources to Minnesota to “dismantle large-scale fraud schemes exploiting federal programs.”
There have already been 78 indictments and 57 convictions, and Patel says that represents “just the tip of a very large iceberg.” Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Somalis are threatening Americans who look into the widespread fraud that’s been occurring in Minnesota. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Ho HomHo! An Antifa Santa gets pulled down and arrested outside a federal facility in Portland, Oregon. They’ve been naughty in the Pacific Northwest again. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Did Ilhan Omar lie about her son being detained by agents from ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement)? Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
The Australian surfing brand Rip Curl has closed 21 stores after a misguided experiment with transgenderism. Rip Curl formerly employed a woman as brand ambassador. But the woman, Bethany Hamilton, lost her arms in a shark attack and later was booted from the brand after it became a transgender haven.
The new ambassador, Sasha Jane Lowerson, 44, appeared on Instagram to promote women’s sports in Australia. Lowerson was no women, but rather yet another phony they/them transgender who previously had won surfing competitions as a male — Ryan Egan.
The affrontery sparked a boycott by women surfers against the company. Earlier this fall, Kathmandu — the parent firm of Rip Curl — reported an $73 million loss! The firm, previously been one of the world’s largest surfing manufacturers, had to apologize for its social experiment and run for cover, shutting down shops to compensate for its losses. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
After fleeing the United States in a fit of Trump Derangement Syndome, Ellen DeGeneres is trying to sneak back in!
Sorry, Ellen! Don’t need you, don’t want you! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Volodymyr Zelensky’s second in command, Andriy Yermak, flees with U.S money as Ukraine collapses. Officially the chief of state to Zelensky, Yermak fled after anti-corruption forces raided his home.
The scandal had already taken down two of Zelensky’s cabinet officers as well as a powerful former business associate of Zelensky from his days in the entertainment industry. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
A vice president with Campbell’s Soup charged the company is using bioengineered, 3D-printed chicken in soup.
But Campbell’s said that’s a bunch of bull. The company says the vice president has been suspended after coming to work after ingesting marijuana edibles. The rant about zombie soup came at that time.
Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Candace Owens alleges the Macrons — Emmanuel and Brigitte — have put out a hit on her. Will a new plane of assassins be routed through Wilmington, Delaware? Will we once again see the Egyptian military planes that traveled through the day of Charlie Kirk’s political assassination?
How does the FBI not know when it has shared offices in Wilmington with the U.S. Secret Service and Drug Enforcement Administration, nearby the airport at 920 King Avenue? Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
