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No Scripted Questions For Joe

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki finally admitted that President Biden is not allowed to answer questions from reporters that are not scripted. Appearing on a CNN podcast, Psaki says impromptu questions “is something we do not recommend.”

We’re talking about the Commander in Chief here, who’s apparently unable to make a move on his own unless the powers that be give the OK. What is this, a puppet show?  Mr. Obvious gives his take on the situation and also discusses a bill to legalize constitutional open -carry of handguns, President Trump’s new social media website and Tennessee’s ban of critical race theory from being taught in schools.




Food Prices, Inflation Soaring

Joe Biden’s tax hikes BACKFIRE as crop prices reach an 8-year high. Commodities like lumber are soaring as inflation pushes America to the verge of economic COLLAPSE. Meanwhile, the FBI is accused of violating the Constitution by targeting conservatives and searching NSA databases without a warrant. More from Mr. Obvious.




Oscars A Massive Failure

This year’s Oscar ceremony saw viewership plunge in half, down to 13 million who watched the putrid Leftist propaganda. Hollywood is failing, no longer able to reach the vast majority of Americans, not only due to the coronavirus but also the leftist stench that pervades everything coming out of that hellhole. How can a ceremony that’s trustworthy see its audience shrink in half? Not possible. More from The Quartering.




The 2021 Oscars represented a massive failure. Ratings plummeted from their historic levels. And the snotty celebrities kicked the homeless out of Los Angeles’ Union Station so they could use the space for their ceremony. We could tell you what won, but why bother? We bet, like us, you didn’t watch any of it anyway. More from Mr. Obvious.




The Oscars sink to new levels of ridiculousness. More from Mark Dice. He’s doing the dirty work so we don’t have to.




One Hamburger A Month?

While the Biden Administration employs interference, intimidation, invasions, and interventions—and insanity—patriots must stay strong. Let’s see if the full audit in Maricopa County will become the first domino in restoring the results of Decision Day 2020.

Also, what’s with the Biden administration pushing a climate control plan that would force Americans to eat one hamburger a month? Who elected this friggin’ bozo? More from Lori Colley.




Joe Biden CRASHES the stock market and CRYPTO after proposing a new capital gains tax hike. Biden also proposed a new Climate Change plan that would ban 90% of meat, limiting you to one burger a month. How Joe Biden killed the economy and Bitcoin. More from Mr. Obvious.

Again, we ask the relevant question: Who actually voted for this retard? We want a show of hands because we believe he is an illegitimate president, not elected by the people but appointed through fraud and crookery.




David Hogg Loses Pillow Fight

Chalk up another victory for the good guys. It seems that gun-control activist David Hogg, one of the lovable newcomers of the Left, was taken to the proverbial woodshed by conservative My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell.

Hogg, who rose to prominence following the shooting at Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla., recently founded his own pillow company–Good Pillow–following a much-publicized spat with Lindell. But in an epic failure of business acumen, Hogg tossed in the towel after only two weeks. Says Mr. Obvious, he’s nothing more than a political grifter, the guy who used a tragedy to get famous and proved again that liberals don’t understand business or basic economics.

The Harvard student launched his company amidst a war of words with Lindell. Following his resignation from the company, in which he surrendered all of his shares, Hogg tweeted: “The goal was and still is to create a great pillow that is sustainably produced in domestic unionized factories and have a percentage of those profits benefit progressive and social causes.” Sure, that will work. Problem is, the  pillow’s price will be through the roof. Join Mr. Obvious for more of his analysis on the story.




NFL Star: Psycho Or Victim?

Was Phillip Adams a raging psychopath or a helpless victim? The former NFL star went on a rampage earlier this week, murdering five people in Rock Hill, South Carolina, including prominent member of the community Dr. Robert Lesslie, his wife and two grandchildren, then turned the gun on himself.

While law enforcement initially said the incident was a dispute over medication, the mainstream media is sensitively calling it the result of chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), caused by his repeated head traumas in the NFL. It’s important to note that Phillips is a black man and the family he brutally murdered were white, a fact usually glossed over by the media. Meanwhile, social media is following course, expressing sympathy for Phillips and blaming head trauma.

Mr. Obvious has  a different take. “Give me a break,” he says. “If this were a white guy who killed a family of five black people or Asians, it would be all over the news: White evil bigot man murdered these minority families!” He added that you would see the media pushing the narrative that white people are a problem and you’d never hear the end of it. Listen to more of the story from Mr. Obvious and his heated analysis.




Biden Admits: Trump Was Right

Joe Biden admits that TRUMP WAS RIGHT about the Border Wall and may continue to build more border wall to ‘fill in gaps’. Meanwhile, many Democrats and companies like PayPal post EPIC FAILS on Voter ID. Hilarious. More from Mr. Obvious.




 

Biden Now Sinking YouTube

YouTube REMOVES the dislike button because they keep getting NUKED and RATIO’D hard by the community. LOLJoe Biden is such a big phony that even the lame social media outlets like YouTube and Twitter can’t compensate for his lack of popularity. Now, YouTube is considering taking drastic measures. They might remove the “down vote” option as a way to make the White House cheater look more acceptable. Face it, there are only so many ways you can dress up a pig! More from The Salty Cracker.




YouTube REMOVES the dislike button because they keep getting NUKED and RATIO’D hard by the community. LOL More from Mr. Obvious.




Border Backfire!

Former President Donald Trump has blasted the Biden administration as the Border crisis explodes. Just what did the Democrats hope to accomplish by encouraging illegals to flagrantly break the laws of the United States? Of course, these retards wanted the votes of the illegals. But when you have to put thousands of children into cages, you’re not exactly being humanitarians. More from The Salty Cracker.




Meanwhile, news is leaking out. The Biden administration has already spent $87 million housing illegal migrants in hotels. This is occurring while Americans are being told to remain locked down in their homes because of Covid-19! Many people have no even received their stimulus check as the IRS fails dramatically. Meanwhile the border is being flooded as the United States experiences an immense Border Crisis. More from Mr. Obvious.





Big Mommy Milkers

A 4chan anon creates a Mommy Milkies poem about big mommy milkers and chicken tendies. Mommy mommy give me milkies, mommy mommy give me tendies. Chicken tendies from Wendy’s. I need mommy’s milkies. I found this vocaroo while browsing /biz/ and /pol/ and I thought it was funny so I made a video. #mommymilky #4chan #tendies. More from Mr. Obvious.




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