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Huge Wins For Patriots

Patriots continue to celebrate huge wins across the country, ranging from the elimination of mask mandates in several states to proposed state laws protecting women and children.

Perhaps the most unusual victory comes from South Carolina, where the Legislature is adding death by firing squad as an option to the death penalty. The previous choices were death by lethal injection or the electric chair. But for some crazed reason, the injection is off the table because it has expired! So naturally, those inmates scheduled to be executed are opting for injection. Crazy! Says Riss Flex, “They’re adding the firing squad as an option to the execution method, because they can’t afford to buy more lethal injections. It makes sense, because both (the chair and firing squad) are cheap!”

Tune in as Flex also examines Arizona’s proposed House bill proposing strict punishment for child sex offenders and the Alabama Senate’s ban of treatment for transgenders, among other big wins.