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Shut Up About Politics, Lebron!

The ridiculous era of wokeness has finally caught up with NBA superstar Lebron James, whose getting some pushback from fellow athletes. Swedish soccer legend Zlatan Ibrahimovic tore into the Los Angeles Lakers star’s often woke Leftist rhetoric, basically telling him to shut up about politics! Others have voiced their opinions, too, advising Lebron to stay in his lane and just dribble.

The apparently sensitive James didn’t take kindly to the criticism and shot back, “I am kind of the wrong guy to go at. I speak from an educated mind.” Meanwhile, “big-brained” James is louder than ever on social media, extolling the virtues of Black Lives Matter, dealing a blow to white supremacy and, oh yeah, he’s in the tank with the Chinese Communist Party.¬† Never mind that he has no interest in helping the impoverished youth in nearby Compton, or voicing his support for black-owned business. He’s basically a fraud, and a lamebrained one at that. Here’s more with Salty Cracker.




The Most Wokest Super Bowl

Tampa Bay quarterback Tom Brady went about his business as the “greatest of all time,” earning an astonishing seventh Super Bowl ring, but this just wasn’t enough for ultra-woke, looney Left. Instead of celebrating the herculean feat, liberals were beside themselves, stunned at why a white quarterback would do such a thing during Black History Month. In fact, the Twittersphere lit up like the Fourth of July, calling Brady a racist for outplaying a black quarterback.

Sound insane? There’s more. Prior to kickoff, we were treated to two National Anthems: one for black folks and one for white Americans. So what is the protocol here? Kneel, right hand over your heart, salute? After all, it’s Black History month. Then came the clincher: fake President Joe Biden and the First Lady delivered a message to the world via the stadium Jumbotron from who knows where. They urged Americans to wear masks and get vaccinated, while 25,000 fans allowed into the game were seated side-by-side, most of them maskless. And were those boos we heard? Probably. It wouldn’t be far-fetched to imagine that the odds of Sleepy Joe falling asleep during the address drew heavy support at gambling halls.

Says Salty Cracker, “They tried to jam this thing up with as much hyper-divisive politics as the could. How about just having one National¬† Anthem for Americans and just start identifying as Americans.” Here’s more from Salty Cracker.




Minnesota Medusa Strikes Again

Ilhan Omar, aka the Minnesota Medusa, has again been stricken by diarrhea of the mouth. In an interview with the Washington Post, Omar unleashed a tidal wave of garbage, charging that the radicalization of white men continues in America and again referring to President Trump’s pre-election campaign as Klan rallies.

Simply disgusting for perhaps the most corrupt member of Congress for conducting the most extensive spree of state and federal felonies. We’re talking perjury, marriage fraud, state and federal tax fraud, and student loan fraud. And if that wasn’t enough, her blood brother was complicit in most of the charges.

Says Salty Cracker, “If we were all Klan members, you would know it. Hey, you dumb bitch, maybe you didn’t see all the Black people wearing MAGA gear, maybe you didn’t see all the Latinos, the Hispanics, the gay people, the Asians. Maybe you didn’t see that the MAGA population is way more diverse than all of those angry white bitches that you have in Antifa and BLM.”

Salty says there’s no way in hell that Omar, whom he’s labels “brother fucker extraordinaire,” was elected legitimately and the courts must investigate the Dominion software with a fine-toothed comb to get to the bottom of the fraud. “This chick has come into this country, most likely through marriage fraud, and that’s why she has a marriage certificate, and now divorce papers, with her brother. Every time we call her brother fucker, what we are pointing out is that she is a criminal.” Here’s more with a hyped-up Salty Cracker.

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Aikman, Buck Crap On Military

When it comes to the National Football League, patriotism sells tickets and viewership ads. So any thought of the league being at odds with the military is absurd.

That wasn’t the case during a hot mic moment during the pregame of the Green Bay-Tampa Bay Week 6 matchup last Sunday night. The veteran broadcast team of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman seemingly crapped on the military during a Pentagon jets flyover, unwittingly exposing themselves as soldiers of the Left. Aikman, former Hall of Fame quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, opened the sequence by saying, “That’s a lot of jet fuel just to do a little flyover.” Buck countered with, “That’s your hard-earned money and tax dollars at work.” At which time Aikman finished off the idiocy with, “That stuff ain’t happening with a Kamala-Biden ticket, I’ll tell you right now.”

This is the new NFL, folks. Kowtowing to the Left and its fake concern over alleged racial injustice. Bowing to the whims of terrorist organizations, with their stenciled-in propaganda in stadiums throughout the league and on uniforms and our American flag be damned.

Meanwhile, the limited crowds attending games because of the COVID-19 pandemic don’t like what they see, aggressively booing the league’s surrender to Black Lives Matter. And it’s starting to take its toll. Through Week 6, gate receipts and TV viewership have plummeted significantly. And these spoiled athletes and executives wonder why. Here’s more with Salty Cracker.

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