Hello FBI
Let’s meet the latest wholesale retard. He’s a security guard, no less, making threats about taking out President Donald Trump.
You have to wonder which planet some of these monsters inhabit! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
Archive for the tag “The Salty Cracker”
Happy Feet
An Antifa moron sets himself on fire while trying to burn an American flag. The incident occurred outside an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) building in Portland, Oregon. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
The Scandal That Never Sleeps
Ten days before Jeffrey Epstein’s “death” on August 10, 2019, one of his prison guards made a mysterious $5,000 deposit to her bank account on July 30 2019.
The New York Post reported that the same Metropolitan Correctional Center guard Tova Noel googled “the latest on Epstein in jail” at 5:42 a.m. and again at 5:52 a.m. on the morning of the alleged assassination. This is less than 40 minutres before one of her colleagues found him dead by hanging on Aug. 10.
The corruption surrounding Epstein never stops. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Brain Rot
It was always fun to watch Steve-O do his wild stunts on TV. But all that hustle and bustle appears to have loosened a few screws in his head.
Listen as he now speaks with Joe Rogan, outlining his fears that the United States plans to build internment camps for transgenders. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Who Was That Masked Man?
A special effects makeup man with a skillful knack for maskwork apparently put his talents to work, masquerading as Jim Carrey at the 51st Cesar Film Awards in France.
The reason that Jim Carrey didn’t look like Carrey was quite simple — it wasn’t Carrey.
Instead it was Alexis Stone, donning a Jim Carrey mask. Stone is a makeup artist who can morph himself into impersonating pretty much any star. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Free Loader
A lefty lesbian begs Canada for a free house after fleeing America. She claims to be a far-right scholar, but apparently, her brain isn’t that big if she’s wandering around the globe without the means to support herself. Oops! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
AOC Is So Smaht
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gets drunk and delivers a slurring attack on those who say she’s not exactly the brightest bulb on the planet.
She’s no dumb-tard. AOC is so smaht. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Whoops
The old bats and the hags at The View are freaking out because their names are all over the Epstein files. Of course, they swear up and down they never did anything unnatural.
But of course…Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Hyrule Hell
A weirdo in a cape blocks traffic at an ICE checkpoint. Welcome to Minneapolis — the nutball city. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Cops “Illegal” In New Orleans
ICE has arrested a New Orleans police recruit. ICE maintains the recruit is an illegal alien. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
