Do The Fang Fang
Eric Swalwell dances rap while passing classified secrets off to his paramour — the Chinese spy Fang Fang. Here’s a new one from Puppetgate, deidcated to Eric Fartswell.
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
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Vance, Rubio Go To The Moon
A high-powered Mentos and Diet Coke rocket signifies huge technological advance as President Donald Trump sends Marco Rubio and J.D. Vance to the moon. Can they beat the Chinese competition and pave the way for America in space? Here’s more from Puppetgate.
Letitia James Flattened
Letitia James has a big mouth, but she can’t stop this semi-truck. Here’s more from PuppetGate.
No Kings, Still Your President
A loud, unapologetic anthem built on raw energy, heavy drums, and pure attitude.
This one’s for the people who never backed down, never folded, and never stopped believing in what this country stands for. Here’s more from Puppetgate.
Where The Hell Are My Virgins?
The Ayatollah Ali Khamanei reaches Hell and questions Satan: Where are my 72 virgins? Here’s more from Puppetgate.
When The Chips Are Down
You can always count on the Democrats.
Of course, if it’s Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who answers the call, you never know if she’ll pick up the right chips. Someone needs to tell her: There’s a difference between computers and Doritos. Here’s more from Puppetgate.
Billie Eilish Gets Deported
Billie Eilish declared “No one is illegal on stolen land” while standing safely behind the gates of her own estate. Then reality knocked.
The same concept she dismissed got applied to her. Suddenly, enforcement exists.
And she’s on the next boat back to Ireland. Moral of the story: if you FA, you will FO! Here’s more from PuppetGate.
Biden, Bosie And The Cannibals
Here’s Joe Biden doing what Democrats do — spinning the biggest whoppers on the Planet.
Joe’s story this day is a mighty big whopper, but he’s sticking to it, no matter what the facts. It seems Joe’s Uncle Bosie got lost in the jungles of New Guinea, where he had the misfortune to be eaten by cannibals. Here’s the full blow-by-blow, with nary a deviation, from Puppetgate.
The Minnesota Fraud Squad
A vintage honky-tonk country satire about the Minnesota fraud scandal, involving alleged Somali fraud rings, billions in COVID relief money, daycare and school lunch scams, and Feeding Our Future. Told with baritone vocals, chicken-pickin guitar, and a 1950s country sound, this song takes aim at corruption, whistleblowers, and political fallout in Minnesota. Here’s more from Puppetgate.
Hakeem Sombrero, Caramba!
Let’s take one last look at the federal government shutdown, as it fades away into the West. Here’s more from Puppetgate.
