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Billie Eilish Gets Deported

Billie Eilish declared “No one is illegal on stolen land” while standing safely behind the gates of her own estate. Then reality knocked.

The same concept she dismissed got applied to her. Suddenly, enforcement exists.

And she’s on the next boat back to Ireland. Moral of the story: if you FA, you will FO! Here’s more from PuppetGate.

You’re All Racist Hypocrites!

Billie Eilish wins a Grammy and, like every celebrity who’s been applauded by strangers since age 14, decides this is the perfect moment to lecture everyone about borders, stolen land, and why ICE is bad.

Naturally, the internet hears “no one is illegal on stolen land” and responds with the only reasonable question: Cool, when do we get your house?

From Daily Mail headlines demanding she hand over her $3 million Los Angeles mansion, to a tribe politely saying “yeah… you didn’t actually ask us,” to reporters rocking up to her gated compound to test the no borders theory in real life — it all goes exactly how you’d expect.

We’ve also got Billie’s brother doing the Uno reverse hypocrisy routine, celebrities discovering they suddenly love borders when it’s their driveway, and a reminder that “abolish everything” sounds way better on a stage than it does at your front gate. LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Hollywood Hates ICE

Celebrities such as Billie Eilish, Olivia Wilde, Jenna Ortega, Edward Norton, Natalie Portman, and more have come out in droves to speak out against ICE.

Why are Hollywood celebrities such hardcore, flaming leftists? Let’s react to some of their statements. Here’s more from Amala Ekpunobi.

 

Bieber Cries Tears Over Diddy

Has Justin Bieber tried to expose P. Diddy and elite pedophiles in Hollywood for years via his social media and music?

Liz Crokin cites evidence that Diddy may have abused Bieber or, at best, had an inappropriate relationship with him when he was a child. Were there others in Hollywood who exploited Bieber? What about his tearful warning for Billie Eilish?

Satan Is No Longer Hiding

Looking back on the odd, random, and unusual. More from KJOzborne.

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