Will You Date Me?
I’m a voluntary virgin! Ryan Long introduces the new movement that has arisen around voluntary virgins. Why won’t these ladies support the movement?
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
Archive for the tag “Ryan Long”
The Girlfriend Basket
Girlfriend Basket is a new product where you put your girlfriend in a basket. (Parody commercial) This is a top tier product folks! More from Ryan Long, with a special guest appearance by the Naked Cowboy.
You Said I Couldn’t Do It
Ryan Long delivers a message to all the guidance counselors who predicted he would never record his third standup show in New York City.
Anti-Rap Before It Was Cool
Let’s meet a man who called rap problematic before it was cool. More from Ryan Long.
Homelessness Solved
if any of you know how we can go about implementing this business, please inquire. More from Ryan Long.
NFL’s First Gay Player
This is truly a historic moment for the National Football League. More from Ryan Long.
He Removes Scenes For China
I have been working in Hollywood as an editor for years and I love my job. (satire). More from Ryan Long.
