In the social justice system, words are considered violence. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious attacks are members of an elite squad known as the Microaggression Victims Unit. These are their stories. More from The Babylon Bee.
The Babylon Bee is still in Twitter jail. For now, anyway. Is there hope for a jailbreak?
This man shared misinformation online, so the Ministry of Truth — err, sorry, the Disinformation Governance Board — detained him for questioning. Will he stand strong in the face of torture? More from The Babylon Bee.
Ministry of truth,
So the mob is at your doorstep, ready to burn your house down over something you heard someone else say 20 years ago? Never fear! Follow these nifty tips to survive the cancel mob. More from The Babylon Bee.
Mandy is absolutely triggered by Twitter’s possible takeover by Elon Musk. She attends a Twitter-sponsored therapy session to help her cope. More from The Babylon Bee.
The White House tries out a host of new recruits hoping to replace Jen Psaki. More from The Babylon Bee.
Cracker Jack has changed its name to Cracker Jill. No, wait — it’s Caucasian Jack. Wait. Caucasian Jill. No, it’s White Jill! We talk to Frito-Lay to find out what name they finally decide on. More from The Babylon Bee.
The Babylon Bee comedy site has been suspended from Twitter after it named Rachel Levine “Man Of The Year.” Rachel Levine is the Biden administration official — the assistant secretary for health — who earlier was named “Woman of the Year” by USA Today. Twitter says it will restore The Babylon Bee if it deletes the Tweet about Levine but, so far, The Babylon Bee is holding tight. More from The Quartering.
(EDITOR’S NOTE: Call Me Stormy has been permanently banned by Twitter for the past year. We’re not only surviving, we are thriving, no thanks to the doctrinaire leftist censors at Twitter.)
The CEO of The Babylon Bee appeared Monday night on Tucker Carlson’s show on Fox News and said he has no intention of deleting the tweet. The truth is not “hate speech,” said Seth Dillon, adding “we’re not deleting anything.” Doctrinaire outfits like Twitter — with their rabid censorship demands — are killing comedy, he said.
Hot on the heels of their suppression of several episodes of the Joe Rogan Experience, Spotify has banned these 11 songs for containing harmful misinformation. Not good! More from The Babylon Bee.
Welcome to “Hate Me, Date Me!” with AOC, the game where you can tell Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just how much you hate her — and she’ll draw her own conclusions about how much you want to date her. Which lucky bachelor will she pick? More from The Babylon Bee.
