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Federal Posts You Can Cut

The Department of Government Efficiency is here, and Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy will eliminate millions of government positions. Here are the top 10 most useless positions that they’ll target. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Satan Devastated

Satan gives a downcast press conference after his candidate, Kamala Harris, loses the 2024 presidential race, and teases what his plans are for next season. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Woke Home Defense

Guns are gonna be banned soon. It is inevitable.

But with those scary boom sticks off the streets, you’ll need a way to defend your stuff.

Here are 7 more ways to defend your home when guns are banned once and for all. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

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Babylon Bee Endorses Kamala

We at The Babylon Bee are officially endorsing Kamala Harris for president. Our CEO Seth Dillon explains why she is the right choice.

“She was such a popular vice president that over 12 million people crossed the southern border to vote for her without ID,” Dillon tells us. Now, that’s impressive.

10 Ways To Survive Kamala

Will Kamala Harris be the president? You’d better start getting ready with these handy survival tips. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

The Babylon Bee Made A Movie

We made a movie. Give us your money.

The Babylon Bee introduces January 6th: The Most Deadliest Day.

He’s Breaking All T-Ball Records

Meet Paul Cornell, Jr. – this grown man identifies as a 6-year-old, and he’s broken literally every record in the Cedar Valley Little League 6U T-ball division. His story is one of bravery, courage, and 450-foot moonshots over the left field wall. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

The Gavin Newsom Election Ad

The Babylon Bee has obtained this exclusive, official, 100% real Gavin Newsom election ad.

Is Walz A Crazy Communist?

The Babylon Bee Podcast looks at crazy lefty Tim Walz being chosen as Kamala Harris’s VP pick. They analyze some of the many controversial bills he has signed and how he ran away from the call of duty.

There’s also a look at the stock market crash, tensions between Iran and Israel, and violence in the United Kingdom. They conclude with a lighthearted Red Lobster fact, subscriber headlines, and a closing hymn in honor of Apollo 11.

How Video Games Are Made

Watch how a D.E.I. (diversity, equity and inclusion) consultant magically turns a video game into… well, something else entirely. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

 

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