Psych Ward
A liberal has entered a mental hospital, saying he was driven to insanity by President Donald Trump’s Iran tweets. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
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Doc Fired!
A know-it-all doctor who took on agents from U.S. Immigration and Customs Service (ICE) at the John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York City has lost her job over the attack. The doctor, Jennifer Lincoln, is a well-known leftist who boasts more than 2.8 million followers on TikTok. She walked up to the ICE agents acting like she intended to thank them for their service, before changing her demeanor and lambasting them as “racist pigs.”
We’re not sure how she knew they were “racist pigs” without having met them before and never having interacted with them in any way whatsoever. But she has a wide-eyed look, and the muscle structure of Skeletor, so no telling what kind of superpowers she possesses.
Her employer, though, wasn’t thrilled after Libs of TikTok ran footage of Lincoln’s “encounter.” The employer, Kaiser Permanente, which received hundreds if not thousands of complaints, noted, “Dr. Lincoln was a contracted care provider and not a member of our Northwest Permanente medical group. She has not provided services to our members since last October. We have notified her that her six-month contract has ended today.”
Lincoln, it turns out, had worked at Providence Health and Services in Portland, Oregon since 2016. Guess she’ll now be looking for a new gig. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Small Well
Was Pam Bondi fired for tipping off Eric Swalwell about the pending FBI file dump?
Why would she do that? Did she have return favors she was seeking? Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Trump’s Secret Base
President Donald Trump is building a secret military base under the new ballroom at the White House in Washington D.C.
The base will be equipped to defend against modern-day weaponry, including drones or lasers fired from space. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Rebel Ambushes Begin In Iran
Rebel fighters have begun to ambush the Iranian military. Checkpoints near Tehran have been struck, some of them manned by the Basif, a volunteer paramilitary force under the Islamic Republic operating as part of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.
There have also been reports of Kurds assembling along the border of Iraq and Iran, although it remains to be seen whether they have attacked any military outposts or are merely defending their own villages. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
FAFO, Baby!
A libtard threatens to blast President Donald Trump with a shotgun and blow away any of his MAGA followers who cross her path. But as soon as her belligerent boast makes the rounds, she’s pleading to be left alone.
Here’s someone who knows how to pick a fight but has no clue how to finish it. Maybe it’s time that March madness morphs into Libtard lunacy! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Derpa Derpa
The former Minnesota governor and conspiracy theorist Jesse Ventura thinks President Donald Trump faked his own assassination attempt.
Ventura draws his conclusion on the July 2025 shooting of Trump from the rooftop of a building alongside Trump’s campaign speech in Butler, Pennsylvania. Does Ventura make a valid point?
Hard to say. He has always been a straight talker and also a sharp shooter, but he’s turned more glib as he’s gotten older and retired to the Baja. Maybe he should be pounding sand these days! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Airport Crash Outs
The leftist go bonkers as ICE heads into airports to save everyday American travelers from the disastrous political chicanery of the Democrats.
The shrieking lunatics can get as wild as they want. It doesn’t matter whether they storm Central Park or every airport concourse.
They’re not going to run roughshod over everyday Americans and continue to steamroll their whack-a-doodle politics through a corrupt political system. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Lights Out
Leftist influencers, including Hasan Piker, go to Cuba and get everyone on a hospital ventilator killed.
The leftists, sponsored by Code Pink, didn’t commiserate with the public either, but stayed at an elite high-class hotel. Real deadbeats! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
