America is turning 250 and the birthday party is already a mess — every artist booked for the Freedom 250 celebration dropped out, but don’t worry, Vanilla Ice to the rescue.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down what the collapse says about the “vibe shift,” why woke is crawling out of hibernation, and why normie Americans still don’t want to be lectured – by anyone.
Also: Democrat Graham Platner’s never-ending scandals, UFC fights on the White House lawn during Pride Month, and the Donald Trump buffalo in Bangladesh who is apparently Bridget’s spirit animal. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
President Donald Trump takes a cue from Vanilla Ice, and chats up his MAGA ice agents. Here’s more from The United Spot.
Vanilla Ice never saw this coming!
@TheUnitedSpot is back with a banger parody of ‘Ice Ice Baby,’ celebrating Kash Patel’s epic confirmation as FBI chief.
Watch as the beat drops and the Democrats scatter like roaches when the lights flip on—running for the hills, clutching their avocado toast, and praying their subpoenas get lost in the mail.
