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Refund From Ukraine

Has President-elect Donald Trump already brought the Ukraine War to a close? Did Joe Biden keep pushing the war for one reason only — so Biden and all of the Leftists and RINOs could get their kickbacks from the grift?

They’re still counting votes in California, and Trump has ended the war — and it’s barely December. The framework for the proposal: The Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky says he’s willing to cede disputed territories in exchange for NATO protection. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Have A Seat

Liberals flee to new social media platform and bring their child porn with them. Celebrities abandon X for the new site Bluesky. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

TDS Gold

Watch a lunatic lefty melt down and shave her hair over Trump’s re-election. The derangement never stops with these morons. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Leftists Kill Orphan Squirrel!

New York ignores drug dealers and killers in a mad rush to kill off Peanut the Squirrel. Ten –yes, that’s ten — state goons raided the home where Peanut was kept as a pet and euthanized the poor creature.

Apparently, Peanut the Squirrel irked the leftists in New York Gov. Kathy Hochul’s administration with his freedom-loving presence on the Internet. This is why you should never, ever, succumb to the impulse to elect Democrats.

Scratch the surface and, more often than not, you will find these deranged lunatics are child murderers, drug-sniffing rapists and pet assassins! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Oh No, Joe!

Joe Biden bit a bunch of kids attending a Halloween event at the White House. Is he a vampire? Or just your ordinary garden-variety pedophile? Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Democrats Get All Fired Up

Leftists in Oregon and Washington State have taken to burning ballot drop boxes after Trump voters have surged to a lead in the early voting.

Is this a one-off instance of moonbattery or the prelude to a more fiery conclusion to the 2024 presidential campaign? Stay tuned!

Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Pedophile Bat Signal Goes Out

Hollywood elites, including Robert DeNiro and Leonardo DiCaprio, reunite in Philadelphia to push the failing Presidential campaign of Kamala Harris. The two stars just appeared together in the film Killers of the Flower Moon. But this weekend, they took the stage in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, flanked by Kerry Washington and others in a Get Out the Vote rally for Kamala Harris.

Here, The Salty Cracker wonders aloud if a pedophile bat signal has been issued. The imminent defeat of Harris will help to ensure pedophilia is treated as a crime, not condoned or excused any longer by complicit politicians shielding wealthy and well-known criminals. The public will be shocked to learn how many stars and sports idols are actually filthy and rotten degenerates.

And in Detroit we see Eminem joining the original Renegade, Barack Obama, to endorse Kamala Harris. This after Bill Gates slipped Harris a cool $50million. Yes, the bat signal has been issued. Here’s a video from Scottymar10, featuring Jay Z and Eminem singing Renegade.

Booger Sugar

Buzz on the Internet surrounds Kamala Harris and her tendency to get high — likely on cocaine — before doing major interviews.

The dead giveaway? She’s always wiping her dirty nose! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Kringala’s New Appeal To Men

The panic is settling in deep and hard.

The Kamala Harris campaign releases the cringiest political ad ever in an attempt to persuade men they should vote for the lefty loser. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Kamala Pretends To Drink Beer

Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert pretend to share Miller Hi-Lite beers in a crash attempt to appeal to Rustbelt factory workers and everyday stiffs across the Great Plains and Southland. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that neither Kamala nor Stephen regularly drinks beer.

At the minimum, they’re quaffing champagne, and more likely, psychedelic drugs or adrenochrome. But you can’t try to fake either of those on the Late Show!  Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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