Sold Out
Walmart’s new TV spies on you. It will track you relentlessly, delivering commercials and targeting advertising that matches your buying habits.
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Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
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Time To Home School
A teacher has been fired after going insane in an epic classroom crashout.
The substitute teacher, Angela Faith Jourdan, was fired after twerking and making obscene, even sexual gestures, toward students. The incident happened at the Lake Minneola High School in Minneola, Florida — a small community west of Orlando. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Thug Family All Indicted
The family of Antifa thugs that attacked Savanah Hernandez in St. Paul, Minnesota, has been indicted. The U.S. Department of Justice announced a joint indictment against three members — Christopher Ostroushko, Deyanna Ostroushko, and Paige Ostroushko — charged with assaulting Hernandez.
“These three individuals were indicted by a grand jury for allegedly assaulting journalist and Turning Point USA contributor Savannah Hernandez, while she was lawfully reporting on anti-ICE protests outside a federal building in St. Paul,” said Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. “Hernandez was allegedly surrounded, physically assaulted, and shoved to the ground — simply because she was identified by the defendants as a conservative journalist. That is not peaceful protest.” Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Trump Curse
Olivia Wilde used to be one of the most radiant actresses in Hollywood. But she’s been hanging around with the city’s leftist dopes, cretins like Mark Ruffalo and Michael Moore, frequently attacking President Donald Trump.
Lo and behold, the Trump curse struck yet again.
Wilde looks much more dessicated these days, her hair scraggly and her physique all fragile and dried out. In short, she looks like she’s barely scrapping along. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Every Step You Take…
Every new car being manufactured in the United States will be required by law to contain AI surveillance cameras.
So Big Brother will be watching you every step of the way! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Teachers In The Death Cult!
School teachers flock onto social media platforms, bemoaning that one of their ilk, from California, didn’t succeed in assassinating President Donald Trump. The violence and political bias of these repulsive nutballs is outrageous.
First off, not one of them should be allowed anywhere near a school, and especially not a primary school full of grade-school children. People who publicly advocate assassinations are not morally fit to teach young children. Not only are these people unfit from an ethical standpoint, but every last one of them is a prime example of a truly stupid retard.
The fact is, Trump supporters can — and will — go from school board to school board, forcing these miscreants out of jobs. We won’t a shed a tear feither for the absence of these idiots. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker, drawing upon the research of Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichik.
Denied By Mario!
A dumb stupid American libtard chick tried emigrating to Italy to lash back at her conservative family. The only problem: The Italian immigration office wasn’t so gung-ho about admitting her kind. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Omar Brings Out The Scrubbers
Ilhan Omar is apparently scrubbing her finances.
A year ago, she was reporting accumulating income close to $30 million dollars. But now, she’s saying that was all an accounting error, and she actually owns less than $250,000.
Looks like some mighty fishy gamesmanship with her finances! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Lock Ables
Grocery stores are now locking away “Lunchables” as teen youths start raiding the pantries. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Dirty Snatch
Katie Perry now stands accused of rubbing her stinky vagina in a woman’s face until the woman puked.
The incident supposedly happened 20 years ago at a nightclub in Melbourne, Australia. Making the accusation: Ruby Rose, an Australian actress and model, seen in the Netflix series Orange Is The New Black. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
