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Mental Midget: Deranged Leftist

Peyton Vanest might not be the biggest leftist influencer out there, but the dude has built a following of more than a million, starting off TikTok. And he embodies just how retarded the left has become, always using his platform to insinuate about, or to push, political assassinations.

How did the left turn this deranged? Why do social media platforms allow this kind of violent rhetoric? Is it because they are all extensions of, and mouthpieces for, the CIA, one of the most vile agencies ever created?

The U.S. Secret Service should pay a visit on Vanest the next time he drops another assassination hint. We’re not recommending they clip the pint-sized bastard. But he deserves every come-to-Jesus moment he gets. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Psych Ward

A liberal has entered a mental hospital, saying he was driven to insanity by President Donald Trump’s Iran tweets. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Beat Down In Portland

The Antifa protesters who think they rule the roost in Portland, Oregon, got a beat down over the weekend. A madcap streamer by the name of Danny Rebel333 whacked three of the leftist tards.

This came after another regular troublemaker on the left, Mila L. Payne, got arrested Saturday night for hurling a glass vase at the front door of Portland’s Mayor Keith Wilson’s home. Payne, hailed as the Antifa Barbie, was arrested on suspicion of criminal mischief and trespassing.

The ICE madness just never subsides in Portland! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Doc Fired!

A know-it-all doctor who took on agents from U.S. Immigration and Customs Service (ICE) at the John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York City has lost her job over the attack. The doctor, Jennifer Lincoln, is a well-known leftist who boasts more than 2.8 million followers on TikTok. She walked up to the ICE agents acting like she intended to thank them for their service, before changing her demeanor and lambasting them as “racist pigs.”

We’re not sure how she knew they were “racist pigs” without having met them before and never having interacted with them in any way whatsoever. But she has a wide-eyed look, and the muscle structure of Skeletor, so no telling what kind of superpowers she possesses.

Her employer, though, wasn’t thrilled after Libs of TikTok ran footage of Lincoln’s “encounter.” The employer, Kaiser Permanente, which received hundreds if not thousands of complaints, noted, “Dr. Lincoln was a contracted care provider and not a member of our Northwest Permanente medical group. She has not provided services to our members since last October. We have notified her that her six-month contract has ended today.”

Lincoln, it turns out, had worked at Providence Health and Services in Portland, Oregon since 2016. Guess she’ll now be looking for a new gig. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Small Well

Was Pam Bondi fired for tipping off Eric Swalwell about the pending FBI file dump?

Why would she do that? Did she have return favors she was seeking? Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

 

Trump’s Secret Base

President Donald Trump is building a secret military base under the new ballroom at the White House in Washington D.C.

The base will be equipped to defend against modern-day weaponry, including drones or lasers fired from space. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Rebel Ambushes Begin In Iran

Rebel fighters have begun to ambush the Iranian military. Checkpoints near Tehran have been struck, some of them manned by the Basif, a volunteer paramilitary force under the Islamic Republic operating as part of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.

There have also been reports of Kurds assembling along the border of Iraq and Iran, although it remains to be seen whether they have attacked any military outposts or are merely defending their own villages. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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FAFO, Baby!

A libtard threatens to blast President Donald Trump with a shotgun and blow away any of his MAGA followers who cross her path. But as soon as her belligerent boast makes the rounds, she’s pleading to be left alone.

Here’s someone who knows how to pick a fight but has no clue how to finish it. Maybe it’s time that March madness morphs into Libtard lunacy! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Derpa Derpa

The former Minnesota governor and conspiracy theorist Jesse Ventura thinks President Donald Trump faked his own assassination attempt.

Ventura draws his conclusion on the July 2025  shooting of Trump from the rooftop of a building alongside Trump’s campaign speech in Butler, Pennsylvania. Does Ventura make a valid point?

Hard to say. He has always been a straight talker and also  a sharp shooter, but he’s turned more glib as he’s gotten older and retired to the Baja. Maybe he should be pounding sand these days! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Airport Crash Outs

The leftist go bonkers as ICE heads into airports to save everyday American travelers from the disastrous political chicanery of the Democrats.

The shrieking lunatics can get as wild as they want. It doesn’t matter whether they storm Central Park or every airport concourse.

They’re not going to run roughshod over everyday Americans and continue to steamroll their whack-a-doodle politics through a corrupt political system. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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