In this classic “Weekend Update” on Saturday Night Live from October 2013, Father Guido Sarducci spells out his troubles with the Catholic Church.
Sarducci tells a young Dennis Miller that he plans to get revenge on the church for their failure to promote him to monsignor. Says Sarducci, “I’m going to quit my job, start a new job and name myself the Pope.” More from the Saturday Night Live channel.
Dave Rubin of “The Rubin Report” shares a DM clip of Dr. Phil’s interview with Donald Trump where he was stunned by Trump’s answer to his question about seeking revenge. Trump didn’t dwell on Democrats or other corrupt crooks he’d like to smash or destroy.
He said the best revenge he can offer: Make America a greater place to live and work! Now that’s smart thinking.
Trump allies promise “revenge” after winning the White House and Democrats are getting nervous. Is it “revenge” or just politics? Democrats broke 234 years of precedent in prosecuting Trump and now fear the tables may soon be turning. Here’s more from Robert Gouveia on Watching The Watchers.
Here’s a remote-controlled, flying, poopin’ pigeon. You’ve just been fired by a conniving boss or two-timed by a cheating spouse? Send out your Thunderbird drone to get some revenge.
Yes, it’s juvenile as all get-out, but there are times when cheap thrills are the best option available. More from Jim Crenshaw.
Mr. Reagan analyzes the range of theories being offered on the Mar-A-Lago Raid. Some of the theories seem possible, others frankly are quite comical and bizarre.
Then, of course, you also have the stale theories of the Democrats, pushing the same “Russia Russia Russia” hoaxes they’ve been mouthing for years.
Millie Weaver offers another theory on her channel Millennial Millie. She asks: Does Trump have a full list of Jeffrey Epstein’s clientele? In other words, can he single-handedly incriminate all of the pedophiles engaged in raping and murdering children at Epstein’s sundry mansions and his hideous Caribbean resort?
Weaver notes the many connections between Epstein and Bruce Reinhart, the magistrate who signed off on the FBI and Department of Justice’s Mar-A-Lago search warrant.
This instructional video, starring Linda Blair from THE EXORCIST, starts out with a jokey premise, but the revenge tips that Blair and company offer are far too well-thought-out and far too illegal to be anything but real.