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Is Your Barista Conservative?

Starbucks: a safe haven for the marginalized and uncaffeinated. But every once in a while that safe space is infiltrated by evil right-wing Nazi conservatives. Here are a few signs you can use to tell if your Starbucks has been compromised with Republicans. More from The Babylon Bee.

 

Who Controls The Gates Family?

In this video, I talk about how Starbucks, Beyond Meat, Impossible Foods, Microsoft, and the Gates family are all tied to an elite, shadowy consulting firm. More from Really Graceful.

Hillary for President: 2020

Yes, cheers are going up all around Trumpland as Hillary Clinton makes noise about running again in 2020. But what alternatives do the Democrats actually have? They could let Julian Castro rev up his mariachi band. Or sit back as Joe Biden molests a bunch more teen girls.  Or how about Howard Schultz, the former CEO of Starbucks, in a Battle of the Billionaires? Mark Dice surveys the field.

Already, the deranged Democrats are going tooth and nail. Here, is New York Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand preaching “gospel” in a black church. She adopts the usual histrionic gestures but it’s all a sham, seeing as how New York Democrats just passed the most wide-open abortion law in the country, allowing for the murder of babies right up to the moment of birth. Gary Franchi of the Next News Network reports.

Starbucks Marxists Don’t Get It

Western liberals, the Starbucks Marxists, don’t and won’t understand hard-line Islam. It’s the same as trying to convince a fire and brimstone Baptist to adopt a doctrine of saved by grace. More from Styxhexenhammer666.

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Hillary Definitely Offensive

“A new poll shows that the new Hillary Clinton so-called charm offensive is getting mixed results,” Jodi Miller reports. “For instance, most Americans don’t think Hillary is charming, however, they do find her offensive.” Miller also takes aim at Jeb Bush, Stephen Colbert, Super Gonorrhea, Applebee’s, Susan Sarandon and Starbucks in this edition of NewsBusted.

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Flying High in Oregon

“Air travelers in Oregon are now permitted to fly with up to an ounce of recreational marijuana,” reports Jodi Miller. “And if the weed is potent enough, they won’t even need a plane.” Miller targets President Obama, Iran’s foreign minister, Hillary Clinton, Britain’s Royal Family, Greece and Starbucks in this edition of NewsBusted.

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Obama’s Sympathy Thwarted

“The U.S. Military will now charge Beau Bergdahl with desertion,” Jodi Miller reports. “This is a big disappointment to President Obama. He was just about to award Bergdahl with the Medal of Honor.” Miller also zooms in on Harry Reid, Ted Cruz, Jen Psaki, Starbucks, the Census Bureau and Elton John in this edition of NewsBusted.

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Obama’s Partners in Slime

Jodi Miller reports that the lead singer of the band Korn told TMZ that President Obama is using Miley Cyrus and Kanye West to destroy America. “That’s crazy talk,” Miller says. “Obama doesn’t need anyone’s help to destroy America.” In this edition of NewsBusted, Miller also features the IRS, Ed Schultz, the Craig’s List Killer, Chris Matthews, Capital One, Starbucks and Obama voters.

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