Call Me Stormy

Democrats Take Alabama

The sleazy Democratic candidate, Doug Jones, apparently did just enough cheating to narrowly grab the open U.S. Senate seat in Alabama, winning by less than 1 percent over Roy Moore in Tuesday’s election to replace Jeff Sessions. With just over 98 percent of the vote counted, Jones claimed 639,088 votes to 629,749 votes for Moore.

Hopefully, Moore will demand a recount as there were many signs throughout the night of election irregularities and cheating, as is always routine when the Democrats are involved. In this strange contest, they had help from some dirty allies — the Republican RINO faction, that is just as reprehensible and scurvy as the Democrats. We blame Moore’s loss squarely on Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, who badmouthed Moore relentlessly after he defeated the RINO-favored Luther Strange.

McConnell, you better celebrate now, because those of us who are actually conservatives will see that you pay a price for your treachery. You think you can sell your own party’s candidates down the river like that? Screw you, Mitch, you stinkin’ bum. You and the other RINO traitors and turncoats — Senators John McCain, for instance, the appropriately named Jeff Flake and Susan Collins — are all going to feel our wrath.

We also will redouble our efforts to single out so-called conservative media that proved to be such despicable Leftist liars. Fox News might pretend to be conservative, but that network sucks just as much as CNN and MSNBC, packing lies on top of lies. No more excuses for scuzzy shills like Chris Wallace and Geraldo Rivera. Time for these sleazebags to get their ugly faces off our TV screens. Likewise, Matt Drudge, what a disgraceful piece of trash you are! Pretty obvious you have no journalistic integrity whatsoever. You are nothing but a kiss-ass mouthpiece for the CIA, FBI and the other Deep State goon squads. Pucker up, Butter Cup!

Most of all, we promise to reign real hellfire and brimstone down upon the Democrats. We’ve seen as much of you swine as we care, especially with so many of you guilty of preying upon innocent children  and other trapped individuals to fulfill your sexual depravities. No more brushing aside your sinister peccadilloes. When we have news to share of Democrat sex rings and pedophilia, we will be blasting that news around the globe. Damn the perpetrators, every last one of you. Laugh now, because winter is right around the corner. It’s going to get dark and cold mighty soon, evil scum bags.

Here, we remind readers of how the women hauled out of mothballs to level sex charges against Moore all turned out to be liars, some even connected with drug dealers and other low-life blood leeches and riffraff. Gloria Allred, we hope you are disbarred for orchestrating such chicanery. We will have more to report on Allred later. Stay tuned.