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FBI Reveals Everything!

Hunter Biden visited the White House and a bag of cocaine was found in the West Wing. The FBI then did a thorough investigation of the premises. Despite the valiant and not-at-all stifled search, no suspect has been found, but what WAS found will ABSOLUTELY SHOCK YOU TO THE VERY CORE OF YOUR BEING CAUSING YOU TO QUESTION THE MEANING OF OUR VERY EXISTENCE AS A SPECIES. Maybe. More from The Babylon Bee.

He’s A Man (Mulan Parody)

Have you ever questioned whether someone is a man or a woman? We all have!

But something that’s NOT in question is that the featured gentlemen in this video are made of 100% certified manflesh. Enjoy (and I use that term lightly) this Mulan parody at your own peril.

WARNING: Do not allow children to view this video. Despite us being labeled a “comedy website,” this may very well be the least funny thing you’ll see all week. More from The Babylon Bee.

There Are How Many Genders?

General Florg of the planet Graxon V has visited Earth – but he’s having trouble understanding humans as he’s never encountered a species with so many genders. Earth leaders try to explain. More from The Babylon Bee.

Are You A Wimpy Beta Male?

Remember the good, old days when MEN were MEN?? No longer. Nowadays, everyone’s a wuss. Look out for these 10 warning signs that YOU are a pathetic beta male. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Woke Parents Tour College

These parents want to find a good liberal education for their little SJW in training. Unlike most leftists, they do very little research and somehow end up visiting The Master’s University, a Christian college. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Bud Light Drinker: Not Gay!

Nothing weird, just a bunch of bros hanging out drinking Bud Light and talking about their feelings. Just chilling. Not gay. More from The Babylon Bee.

10 Ways To Destroy Trump

Trump, as we all know, is an existential threat to democracy itself! If we don’t destroy him, the unparalleled peace and prosperity Biden brought to America will be over for good! Oh no! More from The Babylon Bee.

Mexican…Or Terrorist?

A Border Patrol agent catches a suspicious character trying to blend in with a group of Mexican migrants. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Beware The Target Dog

This little girl was just looking at clothes and Barbies — but Bullseye the Target Dog had other plans for her. Will she make it out alive — and a girl? Find out! More from The Babylon Bee.

Library Hosts Satan Story Hour

Grisham Public Library in Fallbrook, California is making waves with its fun, inclusive Satan story hour. But some bigots don’t appreciate everything he’s doing to help the kiddos. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

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