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New Christian Movies?

Hollywood is full of tired, old, and not to mention Satanic ideas. Kirk Cameron has some original ideas to inspire, uplift, and encourage family values. Could one of these movie ideas bring about a revival in Hollywood? Probably. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Target Now Targeting Children

Kyle, Adam, Emma, and Travis from The Babylon Bee talk about Target’s targeting of children, the wild Trump Town Hall on CNN, and how to properly evaluate the Star Trek film canon. Tears of the Kingdom came out, Elon Musk talked to CNBC, and the Durham Report came out. Also, people still send hate mail to the Bee and King Nerd won the headline contest! More from The Babylon Bee.

What’s with Target’s grooming accessories. Here, Really Graceful visits a Target Store to directly survey the sick clothing accessories being peddled by this leftist department store. Hopefully, they are stuck with their rainbow dog apparel for years to come!

Disney’s New Movie Ideas

Inside the Disney writers’ room, the brains behind The House of Mouse are having trouble coming up with a movie idea that’s not a remake or a woke piece o’ garbage. Let’s take a watch. More from The Babylon Bee.

The King’s Coronation Explained

King Charles was just crowned king, or elected president or something? We’re not really sure, so we asked real-life British person Geralt to explain the process to us filthy colonists. More from The Babylon Bee.

Is The FBI Listening To You?

Two FBI agents monitor America’s phone calls to catch the most dangerous terrorists threatening our country. More from The Babylon Bee.

A Guide To Woke Home Defense

When guns are finally banned in the coming utopia, you still might need to defend yourself on the rare occasion. If that ever happens to you, you can use these foolproof ways to defend yourself even when you don’t have a gun. More from The Babylon Bee.

Is A News Anchor Lying to You?

Is a news anchor lying to you? How can you tell even before they open their mouths? Know the signs! More from The Babylon Bee.

She’s Too Young For A Tattoo

14-year-old Amy knows what she wants in life: a permanent neck tattoo. She tracks down the shadiest tattoo parlor in the city and ends up finding some unexpected wisdom from the shop’s proprietor. More from the Babylon Bee.

Nurses: Survival Without TikTok

RN Claire Bishop is on a mission. She’s sworn an oath to protect TikTok from being banned so that she may continue posting lit dancing videos shot during her hospital shifts. Without nurse dance videos on TikTok, how will the patients know how much the nurses really care? More from The Babylon Bee.

10 Ways To End Poverty

Do liberals help the poor? Of course, they do. They’re the most caring people of all time. Here are 10 liberal-approved ways to help the poverted among us. More from The Babylon Bee.

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