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This Is Fat Defiance In 2026

FatCon 2026 is upon us and this year’s theme is Fat Defiance β€” which sounds like it means defying fat, but does not mean defying fat. It is actually a fundraising campaign asking people to donate money to NAAFA, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, so that low-income fatties can attend FatCon on scholarship.

FatCon itself, as it turns out, is essentially just a horny fat convention where people get tied up in rope, sit-twerk in wheelchairs, and grind on each other in hotel lobbies before heading to the back rooms. There is also fat Santa for some reason.

The fundraiser has tiered membership levels including Chubby Champion and Fat Freedom Fighter. The base tier is five dollars a month. SugarTits and I spent some time thinking about what the catering bill looks like at the annual general meeting.Β LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Butt Cheeks Bore Candace

Tucker Carlson presses Ted Cruz in a new interview, Meghan Markle tries to be “authentic,” and Sabrina Carpenter reminds me of why I am bored of butt cheeks on the web. Here’s more from Candace Owens.

The Horrors of Surrogacy

Join me as I delve into the disturbing world of the controversial YouTube star Shane Dawson, and why his history of horrific comments have been making waves regarding his recent surrogacy. Here’s more from What’s Her Face.

Narcissists and #Socialmedia 12

Today we explore the current state of the influencer apocalypse. More from JoeyBToonz.

How Cardi B Variants Spread

Degenerates and #socialmedia. Today we explore people who lack dignity. More from joeybtoonz.

Neflix Pushes Pedophilia

Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. Looks like he might have been removed from jail and placed in charge of film programming at Netflix.

Their latest imported offering, Cuties, tells the story of 11-year-old girls who form a twerking club at school, pissing off their conservative and religious families. The Senegalese director of the picture, Maimouna Doucoure, won a World Cinema directing award at the Sundance Film Festival, but not all critics are so accepting of this kind of trash.

Geeks + Gamers calls Cuties “sick, disgusting and completely unacceptable.” We have to concur. Just because Leftist Hollywood douchebags want to push pedophilia, doesn’t make it acceptable to the vast majority of the population.

If you’ve got a Netflix subscription, cancel it. If you’re thinking of joining, look for another outlet that isn’t run by degenerates and morons.

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