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Our Gay Army Escapes Alive?!?

Bridget Phetasy breaks down why we’re living in a “Milli Vanilli” version of the 1990s, where nostalgia capitalism meets a very real threat of global conflict.

She dives into why two decades of gender theory ended the moment America decided to start “flexing” its military might again.

Plus, she calls out the “pick me” energy of legacy media stars desperate to stay relevant to a radicalized algorithm. Here’s Bridget’s latest Dumpster Fire.

Fat Doesn’t Care About Feelings

Bridget Phetasy started a war on X over whether the idea that “fat is fit” was mainstream. She brings receipts. Here’s her new Dumpster Fire.

The Fatty Genoc1de

Fat activists are calling GLP-1 weight-loss drugs like Ozempic “genocide” against fat people. Tess Holliday says plus-size models aren’t getting work, and Olivia Juiana’s Twitter account is serving cake with a side of cope.

We break down the claims, the cope, the industry fallout, and the absolute salt mine that followed. Are Ozempic/Mounjaro just a shortcut—or a cultural reset? Grab a fork – LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Democrats’ Fake News Problem

The BBC is in hot water after it came out that they totally doctored a speech Trump gave on January 6th, to make it look like Trump ordered the violence that fateful day.

The beginning of the end of the government shutdown is really all about flying. And who cares about the cost of groceries, because the cost of Ozempic is going down. Here’s a new edition of The Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

Kanye Jars Out Of Nazi Phase

In this segment of Dumpster Fire, Host Bridget Phetasy roasts Kanye’s latest “oops, sorry about the Hitler stuff” apology. She mocks his attempt to treat antisemitism like quitting smoking and jokes about needing “antisemitic Ozempic” to cure his bigotry.

Between his meds-on/antisemitism-off cycles and his silent enabler wife, Phetasy warns that apologizing to your new Nazi fanbase isn’t how redemption works.

Gingers Get Invite To The BBQ

Ozempic puts Weight Watchers out of business.

Kanye renounces antisemitism one week after the release of “Heil Hitler” track.

Gingers are embraced by the Black community.Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of Dumpster Fire.

Reptile Venom in Pharma Drugs

Dr. Bryan Ardis joins Health Ranger Report’s Mike Adams to reveal the bombshell findings of  reptilian venom peptides in over-the-counter pharmaceuticals, including the popular weight-loss, diabetes drug Ozempic.

Ardis says the injection of Ozempic once a week that is being prescribed by doctors to help with weight loss and controlling one’s blood sugar is actually derived from Gila monster lizard venom! “It has published black-box warning side effects,” he says. “Anybody taking that drug , they publish that within 12 to 36 months of use will develop every form of thyroid cancer.”  More with Aris and Adams.

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