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08 Jul 2025

Moon Made Of Swiss Cheese!

The Trump administration just told us the moon is made of Swiss cheese. And these clowns actually expect us to actually believe them!

Actually, they didn’t report on the moon. But they swore up and down to us that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, that he was not blackmailing anyone and that he did not at all have a client list.

Tell that to Bill Gates or Reid Hoffman. They might swear it’s true, but anyone else will recognize we are being hoodwinked and swindled by an administration that had no intention whatsoever to divulge the horrid truths surrounding Epstein. Here’s more from Viva Frei.

If Jeffrey Epstein never had a blackmail list, how come  Attorney General Pam Bondi claimed she had it on her desk? We’ve heard of gaslighting, but the Trump administration pushes the outer limits with its total gaslighting lies.

Styxhexenhammer666 says Kash Patel and Dan Bonginio should be fired. We’re inclined to reach higher, and now look forward to the end of the Trump term. We need genuine public servants, not a wholesale pack of liars.

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29 Jun 2025

Trump And China Strike Deal

American president Donald Trump has negotiated a new trade deal with communist China that includes them lifting embargoes that forbade the sale of rare earth minerals to the United States. Trump’s Secretary for Commerce Howard Lutnick played a key role in negotiating the deal.

Here, Styxhexenhammer666 says the deal should pave the way for continued prosperity — and peace — between both the United States and China.

Styx says Trump needs to go to work now to reignite a warmer relationship with North Korea. After all, Trump already made overtures with North Korea his last term. That nation holds the world’s largest, known deposit of rare earth minerals.

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27 May 2025

Trump Displeased With Putin

President Donald Trump is expressing his displeasure with Vladimir Putin, saying the Russian President has gone insane. Trump believes Putin’s paranoia has gotten worse owing to the Ukraine War. Here’s more from Styxhenxenhammer666.

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19 May 2025
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Joe Biden Likely Dying

Joe Biden is suffering an advanced case of prostate cancer, coupled with bone cancer.  His health is now deteriorating rapidly.

Experts believe it’s only a matter of time now. Given his age, and his worsening condition, it’s highly unlikely he recovers again. Here’s more from Styxhexenhammer666.

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05 May 2025
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Sovereignty Beats Journalism

Sovereignty rules at the 151st Kentucky Derby, earning accolades from top Trump aide Stephen Miller. “In the Trump administration, Sovereignty will always win,” tweeted Stephen Miller, Trump’s deputy chief of staff.

Needless to say, the memetic possibilities were doubly delicious as Sovereignity nailed a favored horse by the name of Journalism in the annual derby. Here’s more from Styxhexenhammer666, who admits he’s not exactly a fan of horse racing.

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01 Apr 2025

A Trump Third Term? Nope!

Is President Donald Trump really interested in serving a third term? Or is he just having some fun trolling his enemies?

Styxhexenhammer666 believes Trump is, in fact, engaging in some trolling. Styx cites language in the Constitution that seems to forbid anyone from serving three terms in the Presidency.

We’d have to concur. As much as we wish Trump well in his new term, we would not welcome seeing him run again. The country had had enough trouble with senile officials (take a bow Joe Biden) who have no business holding office. So better if trump leaves while he’s ahead, as opposed to dragging out his departure. Here’s more from Styx.

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13 Mar 2025

Price Of Eggs Plummets

Egg prices have dropped 11 percent. How can you tell?

The leftists and the fake news have stopped talking about the skyrocketing prices. It wasn’t Donald Trump’s fault that eggs cost so much at the start of the year. The Joe Biden administration had destroyed 200 million egg-laying birds, ostensibly to thwart the spread of another supposed virus.

In all likelihood, the CIA goons who ran roughshod over Biden were simply creating a food shortage and stoking the flames of economic hardship. You can bet Trump will squelch any repeat of this kind of malarkey! Here’s more from Styxhexenhammer666.

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11 Feb 2025

Death Of The Penny?

President Donald Trump has recommended the U.S. Mint stop producing pennies — one of the staple coins of the nation since the American Revolutionary War. The penny now costs more to produce than it’s worth, and the federal government pays more than $170 million in making them. So eliminating the coin will save the feds some loot.

But will we still see pennies from heaven? Here’s more from Styxhexenhammer666.

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28 Jan 2025

Colombia Bends The Knee

The nation of Colombia has backed down after threatening to refuse to accept criminal aliens back from the United States. President Donald Trump sent the aliens in his first wave of deportations.

Colombia initially declined to allow the American planes to land, but after Trump told the Colombians they might face tariffs of up to 25 percent on their exports to the United States, the Colombian President Gustavo Petro relented. In fact, he agreed to send Colombian planes to carry the deportees.

The leftists can squawk all they want. There’s absolutely no reason we ever should have accepted hardened criminals from every nation around the world. Each of those nations need to take care of its own people, their needs and their problems. We are not the world’s caregivers nor gatekeepers. Here’s more from Styxhexenhammer666, seemingly enjoying his rebel image with some new gear fit for a pirate.

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19 Dec 2024

Texas To The Rescue!

The state of Texas is coming to the rescue of the southern border. The corrupt Joe Biden administration has said it will sell off the unused border wall segments to prevent the incoming Donald Trump administration from completing the wall.

Not so fast, says Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick. He has pledged to buy the pieces sold by the feds, and store them until Trump needs them to finish the wall.

Patrick has a budget of up to $1 billion for this project. Here, Styxhexenhammer666 weighs in on the plan.

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